literally me

i'm literally r-slurred

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>be me in slut festering ground 2 years ago

>get assigned with a white woman 🤮 for a project

>my mind rationalizes my primordial hoe detection instinct into basic beta simp shit

>she wants to ruin me so she manipulates me into thinking that we get along pretty well, good chemistry when working together

>we end up getting the highest grade thanks to me

>discussing the semester when she says she's not a virgin and has had premarital s*x

>asked if I'm already being manipulated by one of her kind

>mentions that she doesn't need to use condoms cuz she's such a slut that takes it raw so often that she got an iud

>tell her that's nice because what the frick does this hoe expect me to say to her blatant degeneracy

>I switch away from her degenerate topic

>later hear from another of her kind that she wanted to ruin my life

Yep, anon dodged a bullet. :#marseyagree:

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dangerously keyed

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:#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

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FRICK I JUST REALIZED THAT'S WHY A GIRL CASUALLY TOLD ME A STORY ABOUT HER IUD

I :marseywouldnt: but god am I an rslur for not realizing.

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Fakecels abound. This would never be me, a woman would never be interested. In fact, a woman would never even consent to being my project partner, she would drop the class before spending time with me.

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You dodged a gross Hibernian bullet

:#marseyhibernian:

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Yeah, it's :marseyme: time, I feel like such an r-slur sometimes :marseydepressed:

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!KOWALSKI ANALYSIS!

!alligatorfrickhouse keep on 'gatin

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