me every time a woman acknowledges my existence

!gaystapo, this thread is full of straggots.

no.

horny shit, in middle school, sure.

having done relationships and a horny decade as an attractive person, the idea of relationships with a mid foid now has the emotional energy of watching someone else's kid for an afternoon. but every day.

A woman smiled while looking in my general direction a few days ago and it was confusing.

How does you accomplish step 1? Any time a woman with a BMI under 35 looks me in the eye I assume it's a trap

dramafoids (male) pls do the needful and move in with me already

I used to until I grew out of middle school.

Thank frick I went through the hoops of most of my awkward phases there before high school. Most y'all didn't even jump through the first hoop yet.

also don't attack me so personally like this again or i'll have to cut a b-word

RIP @FrozenChosen

But then I determine that it won't work out and preemptively dismiss them.

I do this. A foid acquaintance drunkenly kissed me recently and I spent the next two weeks thinking about how to propose to her, because this kind of thing NEVER HAPPENS to me. I asked her out twice and she said no both times. I guess this is how foids feel when they get pumped and dumped?

Please consider the following ping groups:

!alligatorfrickhouse (ACA paramilitary)

!fhqwhgads (everybody to the limit)

!carlos (tell a stupid joke, ping your frens)

!titsorgtfo (harass women on the internet)

!andale (latinx)

!deadBIPOCstorage (gourmet coffee snobs only)

!gaslighters (tell lies on the internet)

!GenX (caring about things is strag)

!goyim (Jews literally hate you)

!humans (simply be a straight white male who is not trans, and has a job and isn't a cripple)