does this service exist

asking for a friend its important

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>she picks the movie

:#marseyyikes:

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:marseyyes: maybe he wouldn't be divorced if he wasn't such a b-word

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Exactly. That's why I force the old battle axe to join me for my annual screenings of Ken Burn's Baseball.

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>she goes home

:marseydisagree: Either put a ring on it or lock her up in your basement or something.

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she goes home

:marseydisagree:

literally the best part

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>cute girl comes over

>she goes home

How much would you be willing to pay for this service?

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Approximately $20 more than

>cute girl comes over

The ride home/quiet apartment & smoke after the left was better than everything but the :marseyboink: and that wasn't on the list

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do you enjoy women hanging around when you're done with whatever you wanted them for. I don't think even other women enjoy that, going by lesbian relationship abuse rates.

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You dont have to be in the basement with her all the time

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Hookers are too expensive

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Hoeflation has hit in more than one place.

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Are you okay man

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literally, Im pretty frickin far from ok haha

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You Should make a tinder profile with your pics and a bio that says

"Looking for surgar baby. No s*x 🚫. Dates/conversation only". If you have pics at expensive places (yachts, luxury restaurants, expensive watctes, etc etc, nows the time no flaunt them)

That's your top of the funnel. Many will bite. It's up to you to not be fricking creepy to land a couple of dates (paid by you, brokies gtfo) and eventually, if she trusts you to not fricking murder her, she'll do exactly what you want (go to your place, have dinner, watch a movie, maybe even hug you or cuddle you if she likes you even a tiny bit) .

I have a couple of gals who do this. Granted, your millage may vary depending on your looks, rizz and money 💵.

It'll even be good practice for actual conversation.

Good luck king.

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I look and talk like this

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I hope your swimming in money then

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Please consider the following ping groups:

!alligatorfrickhouse (ACA paramilitary)

!fhqwhgads (everybody to the limit)

!carlos (tell a stupid joke, ping your frens)

!titsorgtfo (harass women on the internet)

!andale (latinx)

!deadBIPOCstorage (gourmet coffee snobs only)

!gaslighters (tell lies on the internet)

!GenX (caring about things is strag)

!goyim (Jews literally hate you)

!humans (simply be a straight white male who is not trans, and has a job and isn't a cripple)

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