I wish I had $44B just to shitpost on the internet

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Would you buy Reddit, fire all the admins, ban all Jannies and post DDR's old tweets to the front page?

I think that might set Shitlibs over the edge. First Twitter, then Reddit. The Groomers would really seethe.

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Reddit gigajannies make $100K+ just to live in San Francisco.

I'd fire all the paid help, ban every mod except for the bottom tier, then let Reddit return to Monke naturally

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Imagine typing :n: :i: :g: :g: :e: :r: everyday and jannies not being able to stop you on Reddit.

It’s a beautiful dream

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incel dreams

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Jannies hang

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I just had the most awkward moment, me (17M cis) and my girlfriend (17F trans) just got done having s*x (for context my girlfriend is trans mtf and she passes amazingly well) we got done and we both were gonna get in the shower together thinking we were home alone (mind you we weren't) we finish our shower then decide to go back to my room since our clothes were in there. So my girlfriend walks out the bathroom but turns out my mom came home while we were in the shower and she saw my girlfriend naked but the worst part is she saw girlfriends peepee. They freeze until my girlfriend runs to my room and slams the door, I peak out the bathroom and my mom yells "OP YOU DIDNT TELL ME SHE WAS A :marseytrain:!" I grab a towel and go back to my room where I have to comfort my crying girlfriend since she heard my mom yell that now my mom thinks I'm gay (when I'm completely straight) FML dude, she deserves better

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How long until he changes his checkmark into some meme image?

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The modern world is so insane

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