Dear Admins,
I would like to be a janny. Please allow me tell you why I want to be a janny and why I would be the best candidate.
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I share your deep passion for this website. I wake up every day with renewed vigor to see the diversified and high-quality content that rdrama brings.
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I value and embrace the culture. We occupy a niche position on the internet and retain a distinct, vibrant culture. No other social media venue does what we do, and this contributes to fostering a healthy environment and diversified discussions.
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I respect the userbase and want to contribute to providing them the best experience possible. I feel like we are literally in the same room, sharing IPAs and spinach-artichoke dip with chips, rather than being so far away from each other physically.
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I want to combat online misinformation. For too many years internet trolls and hackers have eroded the common trust, to the point that nobody knows what to believe anymore. I will right this wrong, and use this platform to correct the course.
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I want to combat online hate and violence. There is no place for hate in this world, neither IRL nor online. THIS ENDS NOW!
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I want to empower women, BIPOC, and members of the LGBT+ communities. I will make room and make way for silenced voices. I will give them a megaphone to let them be heard. They will have priority in discussion, and everyone will be encouraged to LISTEN.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
ACA
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Dear admins,
Please give
@Enrico_Motassa a mop so 
@Enrico_Motassa can ban everyone who asks too be a janny
trans lives matter
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I don't remember Enrico motassa looking so cute uwu
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Do not janny anyone in this thread including me. I would use it to abuse people who disagree with me and lie in the mod logs about why i did things.
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Based and honestypilled
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ssshhhhhh
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As a meme/paypiggie admin, I vouch for this guy. He
tried 
to create me my own Marsey pfp. I mean, it haunts me in my dreams every night, but hey, mission technically accomplished.
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aren’t you Merari’s buttboy?
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OP is powermod adjacent and cares about being a mod. Both of these things should be disqualifying.
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I vouch for you if you give me 1k mb (and trust me, I have connections)
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Be a real neoliberal and reinvest your dividends back to your investors
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I will give you 30% of what I receive from ACA
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Neat, thanks bro
!blackjackmb300
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WHY CAN'T YOU SPLIT YET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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!slotsmb200
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!slotsmb625
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!slotsmb1000
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guy with 113k mb just found another 59 coins, you can't make this shit up
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You'll just blow it all on booze and cocaine. I'll get to work for you
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I wouldn't even come that far. I'll prob give the gov'nor his share and !slots the rest
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I should be mod, I will send slurs to all users
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WTF man. I opened his website started reading and ... he has lost it. He is just too shizzo. I literally am browsing /pol/ everyday and was a commie before and can usually box a person's belief system in some place of the political compass, but with carp? He is a far-shizo. Like he is literally a commie, pro-
, pro-globohomo, anti-globohomo, green, but also anarhist, pro-journ*lists' freedoms, but also you should not listen to the journous and turn off the media .... freedom of choice except for the vaxxine.....
I mean I guess i can box him in the neo-green anarcho-tyranny polical belief system, but also with a shit ton of shizo shit.
I wish I had access to the shit he is smoking instead of taking meds.
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Dear jannies,
I hate you, and I will abjectly refuse to do any work at all if appointed, but I’m cooler than this cringe straggot so give it to me instead.
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Dear ADMINS make me a janny instead and guess what? I won’t fricking do any of that. I won’t do anything actually, I won’t “clean it up” not even a little bit.
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Bussy or GTFO
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Trans lives matter
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