The last few attempts at raising money for a new hole haven't been forthright by their alleged creators, so I have a much better method to get my project up and running.
/h/DeadBIPOCStorage can probably be available within 5-6 weeks if we all pitch in.
I need 5 people to each send me 500 dramacoin. Now, that's definitely not enough for a new hole. That's where I REALLY need your help.
You each need to convince 5 other people to each send you at least 500. Keep 25% of for yourself for your trouble and pass the rest up. If all 5 of you participate, I will send a 1000 DC bonus to anyone who brings in more than the rest, so this is an incentive to not only do your best, but to help your friends fundraise.
Each of those 5 will enroll 5 others (25 in 3rd layer), and each of those will get 5 more (125 in 4th layer). The manager of their groups will need to incentivize and give bonuses to their next layer.
In total we will have at least 156 donors, including myself, contributing.
A portion of this will be used to compensate for your work (25% at it moves up each level) so I won't get the full amount all at once to buy the hole. We will have to do two funding rounds.
What's better though is if we aim high. Why do we need to stop with just one hole?
I say that each donor, including yourselves, should commit to a monthly recurring patron subscription of 500 DC so that we can keep creating new holes and really turn this site around.
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As we were lining up for our walk on the black carpet, some dumb b-word of a security guard had the audacity to question “who the heck are these people”. This made me so enraged that I almost said “we are people who are more important than you, you ugly c*nt”, but Soumaya’s publicist calmly informed her of our invitation. We then proceeded to walk across the long black carpet as cameras flashed at us from one side, and a crowd of pathetic fans who reminded me of sheep cheered from the other side. I felt extremely gratified at walking on the black carpet with father and Soumaya, and I cockily smiled at all of the stupid fans who had to remain on the side, rubbing it right in their faces. There were some actors and celebrities on the carpet with us, and the paparazzi yelled at me a few times to get out of the way as they were taking pictures of some c*nt actress. I discreetly gave those paparazzi pigs my middle finger. Elliot Rodger will not move aside for a stupid, good-for-nothing, over-glorified actress, whoever the frick she was.
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