Prot homilies be like

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Jehovah: GO BACK TO EGYPT AND B-WORD OUT THE PHAROAH FOR ME, MY CHOSEN ONE!

Jehovah days later: YOU DIDN'T CIRCUMCISE YOUR KID RIGHT AWAY! I'M GONNA SHOW UP IN PERSON TO KILL YOU BEFORE YOU CAN BE THE CHOSEN ONE!

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