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The KJV is the most beautiful and strange version of the Bible, as well as the most significant in English literature, but it's probably about as accurate as those Special Time Happy Versions that meme Christian sects give Engrish speakers. It's from, like, 1611. Shakespeare's First Folio was printed 12 years later, and that shit was a third as long and absolutely CRAMMED with errata.

Am I on a special list of admitted KJV-lovers? Neat, creepy.

If you wanna know what the Bible REALLY says, I think it's the Oxford NRSVE you want.

If you REALLY wanna know what riddles Jesus spun, then you have to learn Koine Greek and Hebrew. I feel like if you ACTUALLY believe in and love God, you'd be doing this instead of loving thy neighbor and all that gay bullshit Jesus probably thought was cringe

Schizo nonsense. King James was Scottish, monarchist, and crypto-Catholic. God would speak through somebody who actually followed him like Cyrus who was Persian, a constitutional monarch, and Zoroastrian. Isn't that obvious?

notice that I'm first on the list

It makes sense. You just need to read it enough.

It's so obvious when you compare the Book of Matthew to everything we know about the Persians!