THEY FRICKING CAN'T. because they believe "screwing" is wrong and they'll go to heck for doing it. Also, they are too stupid to actually do it.
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- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Tell the catholics that the light bulb is an 8 year old boy and they'll all screw it
- Modern_Major_Jefferal : Cdo cooked with that one I cant lie
How many catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- 7
- 12
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Yes, snappy!
Clearly OP must have something gone so wrong in his life to act this way. We must come together to provide solace, comfort, and, hey, maybe bring him to the light
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Counterpoint: the existence of Latin America suggests they are, in fact, capable of screwing.
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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and argue about why the light doesn't exist.
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We don't need lightbulbs, for the light of our Lord illuminates our lives.
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