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Church of England hosts "silent raves" to attract the yoof, conservative foids not happy

https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/this-misguided-rave-in-the-nave/

Context: Bong churches are now so low on attendance that they're running out of money. Obviously the solution is to start hosting raves where everyone wears headphones.

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This has made the ladies of Conservative Woman very angry.

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That'd be blasphemous if the English church wasn't created so a king could marry his side hoe

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The most embarrassing part of being Anglican

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You'd do it too if your side hoe looked like that

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smirkfu enjoyers rise up

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Henry was an idiot. He was a king. He should have just done what kings do—steal a bunch of money and build his mistress a bang palace somewhere.

But no. He has to obsess over a male heir and somehow thought a massive schism would be easier than reviving the practice of royal adoption.

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>ritual of temporary de-consecration for the church

It's like muslims temporary marrying a prostitute and divorcing immediatly post-nut

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Average prostitute enjoyer :chudmuslim:

Average temporary marriage fan :chadarab:

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Hope you get chuded you bigot.

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Train to kill the Anglican scum!

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Import a bunch of africans to attend church. Problem solved

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:#marseysickos2:

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Their husbands on the night of the rave

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