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My Christofascist coworker is trying to make me decorate our office for Christian holidays...help me : WitchesVsPatriarchy

https://old.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/1b0j6n2/my_christofascist_coworker_is_trying_to_make_me/

Posted by a woman who is:

trying to lose weight :marseychtorrr2:

stained her new couch with period blood and denied it :marseypussyhat:

claims the abortion she had as a teenager was the "best choice in her life" that "saved her" and allowed her to "become the woman she is today" (obese FO76 player) :marseysatanworship2:

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GM frens I hate satan and pagans :pepejesus:

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"Meow"? Seriously? Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the frick up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that's called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset's gonna lead you? You think you're funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fricking cat will make a goddarn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it's not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You're not worthy of anybody's time, so go frick off, “cat-girl”.

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The fact she includes St Patrick's Day as an example of a non-Christian holiday is funny as heck

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In college, I decorated for "Agnostica," and posted bios of groundbreaking scientists and researchers.

Perhaps find a few who have specifically contributed to our understanding of: age of the earth, big bang/inflation, anthropological evidence of Christian myths pre-dating Christianity, evolutionary links, etc.

>Georges Henri Joseph Édouard Lemaître (/ləˈmɛtrə/ lə-MET-rə; French: [ʒɔʁʒ ləmɛːtʁ] ⓘ; 17 July 1894 – 20 June 1966) was a Belgian Catholic priest, theoretical physicist, mathematician, astronomer, and professor of physics at the Catholic University of Louvain.[1] He was the first to theorize that the recession of nearby galaxies can be explained by an expanding universe,[2] which was observationally confirmed soon afterwards by Edwin Hubble.[3][4] He first derived "Hubble's law", now called the Hubble–Lemaître law by the IAU,[5][6] and published the first estimation of the Hubble constant in 1927, two years before Hubble's article.[7][8][3][4] Lemaître also proposed the "Big Bang theory" of the origin of the universe, calling it the "hypothesis of the primeval atom",[9] and later calling it "the beginning of the world".[10]

:marseydepressed: most intelligent pagan foid

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Some black queen :marseychudnny: was giving her shit, so she went to /r/askblackpeople to ask black people why black people are mean to her. She deleted at some point. Probably out of shame for being so neurodivergent about black people

My coworker has been making underhanded and disparaging comments about my job/my performance. She says that's just "black culture".

https://old.reddit.com/r/askblackpeople/comments/18t8ror/my_coworker_has_been_making_underhanded_and/

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Just the phrase "St Patty's Day" makes me sympathetic to the notion of burning witches once again. If she really wants to be treated like a pagan, then she should get the full experience.

Ostara isn't even a real festival, the only mention is in (ironically) a Christian source and the rest of it was invented by 19th century folklorists. Pentagrams have nothing to do with it. Krampus is cultural appropriation because I very much doubt this person is German or Dutch.

Ordinarily, I would think the co-worker was being annoying, but in this instance I fully support them. Burn the witch!

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