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sneedman he/him back on my meds  5mo ago (text post) 105 thread views #277575

1 Samuel 18:25-27

Then Saul said, “Thus shall you say to David, ‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king's enemies.' ” Now Saul thought :marseymindblown: to make David :marseysaluteisrael: fall by the hand of the Philistines.

And when his servants told David :marseyross: these words, it pleased :marseybeanrelieved: David :marseyross: well to be the king's son-in-law. Before :marseyskellington: the time had expired,

David arose and went, along with his men, and killed :marseykenny: two hundred of the Philistines. And David :marseysaluteisrael: brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king's son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.

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A hundred foreskins sounds like a lot. Maybe 20-40 foreskins, but a hundred is just not believable.

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What is it with chosens and foreskins??

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1 Samuel 18:25-27

Saul said, Thus shall you tell David, The king desires no dowry except one hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. When his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son-in-law. The days were not expired; and David arose and went, he and his men, and killed of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full number to the king, that he might be the king's son-in-law. Saul gave him Michal his daughter as wife.

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