https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24%3A36-38&version=ERV
Your totally unique denomination/doomsday cult that sprung up because some schizo thought he could predict doomsday from bible passages about Jesus's toes is lowkey kinda cringe, frfr.
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It's cool, we'll just schism us up a brand new pile of prottie bullshit.
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This is what a protestant """"""""'''''church""""""""""" looks like in Brazil
https://old.reddit.com/r/brasil/comments/1dq7i6l/igrejas_evang%C3%A9licas_est%C3%A3o_imitando_os_rituais_da/
!catholics
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!latinx !Catholics refuting heretics be like
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!lutherans !calvinists WE MUST TAKE THE CITY OF MUENSTER, THE NEW JERUSALEM
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I'm agreeing with you and calling Prots heretics
I just find the hoverboard priest hilarious for, hopefully, obvious reasons. And it did happen in Brazil.
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forgive me anon when I typed that I had just awoken
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no context given award
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but he knocked that strawman OUT of the park
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Easy-to-Read-Version?
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i be pooping on yall neighbors frick catholics
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Well I'm telling you I'm not mad, I couldn't give a single frick if you believe me or not. Your opinion means literally less than nothing to me lol. But, so what what if I was mad? So fricking what? Aren't people allowed to be mad about shit?
You're probably some shit-kid that thinks they're 'too cool' to show emotions, so you just go through life expressing 'neutral' reactions to shit you love or hate.
Snapshots:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24%3A36-38&version=ERV:
ghostarchive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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