Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there. Except the stay at home dads. Get a job.

Normally Christian drama can be a little tedious, but this is good stuff.

Mark Driscoll was a pastor for Mars Hill Church back in the 90s until 2014, when it came out he was writing books that he plagiarised big parts of and used $200k of church money to buy copies of his book to help pump up sales, after which he fell into a bunch of scandals and got fired. You can listen to a podcast about it here if you care for some reason.

Since then he's been working a better job: Christian shitposting on Twitter. Now this man is a master. He does the normal rightoid trainposting, seethes about Mormons and whores, but unlike the pathetic ordinary rightoid who can only hate Indians and women, Pastor Mark knows who the real problems are:

He starts strong:

Naturally, people seethe over the truth

Pastor Mark doesn't give a frick, though. He's preaching the True Word of God.

People are still mad.

Firstly, yes, every Mormon is unsaved. They're the atheists of black people.

Palestoids naturally chime in.

The good Pastor don't give a frick, though:

Naturally he keeps putting out the hits:

This one gets Coach involved, though.

People still seethe at him

In any case, I hope you enjoyed this brief foray into modern Christianity.