Another /mlp/ Import - Reversed Gender Roles Equestria(RGRE) Personalized greentexts just for you

>you are in ponyville market to buy some apples

>you hear a wolf whistle and look back

>its marsey dash

>"take that thong out yo bussy, playa"

>you get flustered and tell her you're wearing it because its comfortable and not for her

>she calls you a attention whore and slaps your butt

>offers to buy you a cider if you agree to go get hay burgers with her later

>you start crying and run off to zombiewolf dash to kvetch about how mares are le bad

!horsefrickers

uhh is that a stallion or a mare