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A little bit of Brian in my life
A little bit of Quagmire by my side
A little bit of Peter's all I need
A little bit of Cleveland's what I see
A little bit of Lois in the sun
A little bit of Meghan all night long
A little bit of Stewie here I am
A little bit of you makes me your

— Terro 🇵🇸🗿🐊👽🍷 (@FunnyTerro) August 6, 2024

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In 2030 for making a Facebook comment that the UK government didn’t like pic.twitter.com/UhKDLeCPJb

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 6, 2024

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!familyman !trekkies

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"Peter did you commission a peedophile to deaw pictures of you ficking Meg? And did you pose for them?!? While fricking Meg?"

Relax Lois. I only did that after Chris said he wanted no part and Meg volunteered

How could you do such a horrible thing? Meg is barely human. How could you stick your peepee in that…thing?

Any holes a goal Lois. Remember that time I fricked Quagmire's ed out dad in his manhole? ( flashbakc omitted under order of the Egyptian government. Allah will forgive our censors their suicides) Meg isn't even in the top ten grossest things I've stuck my peepee in. Remember the time I r*ped a giant chicken and it spent over thirty years chasing me down for revenge? (Cut to clips of Peter fighting the giant chicken.)

Peter turns directly to the viewer

Yes dear viewers this episode is a clip show about how I paid Shadman to draw pictures of me fricking my son which the turned into pictures of me fricking Meg after Chris refused. You can all deal with it.

Fox will never cancel us. I could literally machine-gun to death an entire school and do an episode of me sawing my own eyes out with a steak knife and you subhumans would still tune in and watch us. You people sicken me. You're what's wrong with this country.

Joe bursts in through a window and launches himself at Peter. He proceeds to punch the shit out of Peter

That's not a line Peter. It's stage direction

oh

(Joe bursts in and begins to beat the shit out of peter)

You sick bastard! She's a minor. And your daughter!

I thought you were just a crippled joke now! Oh! How can you curbstomp with just your hands?!?

Clip show, you male feminist husband of a b-word

Hey!

I was a badass motherlover when the show was good!

https://rdrama.net/chat/1

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Once you hear it you can't unhear it

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hello its been a minute

tonight we have that cutaway where peter says he never got catcalling right when he was a construction worker in new york and the other ones all do normal catcalls at some pretty blonde lady and Peter yells you suck (at her)

https://rdrama.net/post/244796/carps-curated-funny-family-man-moments-vol-1

https://rdrama.net/h/familyman/post/245764/carps-curated-funny-family-man-moments-vol-2

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1 centimeter from instead...

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@FamilyGuyShill

Proof i work on shhh and i nevwr try to blatantly steal content unless its to be shared by obivous better content creatora

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@FamilyGuyShill is this good to post?

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