:chadwomannordic: :marseymouse:

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How do you figure that I am on the hook for the bill and not the b-word who refuses to pay for her half?

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Look buddy, you're going to pay the lady's tab because you asked her out and that's how it goes or we're going to arrest you :marseycop:

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Have fun with that paperwork officer, going to jail is on my bucket list :marseysmug3:

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Hot tip: dropping soap is the best way get lucky with all the joy of pretending like you don’t want it <3

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No noooo please don't dominate me with your nine inch black peepee :marseyshy2:

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Bold of u to assume he/they would be black just because we’re in prison? :marseyracist:

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Because my imagination doesn't conjure up images of a thin pale white crackhead with a shiv and a small crooked peepee that never worked right.

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Hard for me to get off to anything else so i can’t empathize but it won’t be hard to realize that dream, don’t worry! <3

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