Sad moids attempt to leave the friendzone, immediately get invoiced.

Have you ever read about them beating people to death for stealing someone's peepee with a handshake?

https://newlinesmag.com/reportage/the-curious-phenomenon-of-nigerias-disappearing-peepeees/

Despite the warning, more cases followed. Claims of vanishing peepeees and mob violence targeting suspected thieves rose to 15 cases

In a video shared on social media by one of Nigeria's leading newspapers, officers from the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps tortured a man at the defense headquarters in Abuja for allegedly stealing two men's peepeees.

“Touch them. Return am now,” the officers barked incessantly at the man, demanding he give back the peepeees as they whipped him.

Outbreaks of reports of disappearing members have gripped nations around the world across the centuries. At the emergency unit of the Singapore General Hospital in October 1967, hundreds of panic-stricken young men presented with complaints of shrinking peepeees after rumors spread of an inoculated pig that died from penile retraction. As a result, pork sales dipped. Fearing that they might die if the peepee retracted into the abdomen, these victims held tightly to their peepeees, clamped with restraint devices.

@X better hold on tight