Any man that thinks Sydney Sweeney is more physically attractive than Madison Beer needs to be forcibly lobotomized. pic.twitter.com/ZyAvjHNK3R

— Samirah (@SameeraKhan) May 8, 2024

/thread:

Are we sure foids don't just like pretty colors tho?:

The age of negging is over, now the simp rules supreme:

After the race war, the hottest will be whoever is left alive:

Discuss.

Selena Gomez looks stunning in new photos. pic.twitter.com/dIOavx0sbr

— Pop Tingz (@ThePopTingz) March 24, 2024

REEEEEEEE.

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YOU WILL DRINK OR YOU WILL DIE:

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY B-WORD:

Goon4lyf:

Yall what:

Drumpf is on it:

!tmz

Only a real lesbian can cater to your needs ladies:

!fashion discuss.

So I clicked the link from this thread !clinklickers and then

This boyfriend-free girl is on a quest... and she knows her audience. But what is she selling?

Link goes to her insta and... nothing else? Is she just trying to drive up her follower count to be an influencer or what?

the internet is such a magical special place pic.twitter.com/IUjesrpNjP

— Yoga is Canadian bc she vacations there 🇨🇦🇨🇦 (@yogaACAB) April 3, 2024

I refuse to go to tiktok but think this is the vid.

https://tiktok.com/@rachelles_wheels/video/7236406441316338990

How it happened:

NO ONE IS PERFECT OK:

Yikes what happened to friends for life?:

Nvm:

Cute!:

Article.

Sometimes you just gotta dunk on yo bestie fr:

Great reaction memes:

This post is dedicated to @jesus ill kill you cute twink.

In six short days, this tale of moidal dysfunction has gone from /r/NotHowGirlsWork to Xhitter, to the NYPost (the house media organ of the angry Xiterverse) and now back to /r/2XC.

What's the verdict, dramautists?

- 42 votes

My bf is a bit of a nerdy physics guy right now, so like mega beta. I'm trying to convert him into an alpha for me, any suggestions? things which i have been doing:

• encouraging him to work out (he used to and he's still kinda strong)

• encouraging him to punish me when i misbehave

• submitting myself to him

Ive had good results so far, in the beginning he was just a shy little nerd, now he grabs and controls me whenever he wants. i have been asking him to beat me but he has refused. how can i take this to the next level? importantly:

do u think that cucking him with that girl will help in his alpha development? or will it cause a regression into beta status?

!women !cuteandvalid

The aesthetic:

You will be attracting a certain type of scrote:

The smell of that sweet snatch(female):

!fashion

!cuteandinvalid !chasers uWu social media is so dangerous for my girls!!

Food for thought

Lauren Scott on life after death, nudes & losing her arm

“Yeah, I was going way faster than anyone should ever go on a moped. I was being quite a dumbass. About 60mph, I'm pretty sure? 10 miles over the speed limit”.

At or around 3:45am on Wednesday, June 29 2016, 19-year-old DC native Lauren ‘Duck' Scott smashed into the median strip dividing San Diego's Cannon Road. Like the city itself, this arterial passage between Faraday Avenue and El Camino Real never stops moving, but Lauren's accident halted traffic in either direction for hours.

“The scooter was a piece of shit, too. It would always start shaking for no reason. I thought it was pretty exhilarating seeing how fast I could go”. In doing so, she went hurtling into a roadway sign at such an angle her left arm was sheared from her body just below the shoulder.

“I ended up dying for a minute,” she adds, "which is debatably the most exhilarating thing you can do, am I right? It was the second moped I owned. The first one was stolen two weeks before, which should have been a sign that I shouldn't be driving the death machine”.

Now 20, Lauren made the news again when she decided to burst her personality all over Tinder in August this year. It took Reddit one day to find her profile. The rest is history, and headlines.

Nudes + words...

Still a queen tho:

Flexing on lowly peasant road travellers.

Tag yourselves chudsisters.

Honestly everyone at mardirossian facial aesthetics were kind and helpful and my experience meeting the staff and Dr Mardirossian was pleasant and I am greatful that I am at the very least alive I mean I was an out of town patient so u never know going out of your town to do surgery what could truly happen.....but although they were nice charming and kind all those nice qualities do not help me in my current situation or outcome of the surgery and that's why I am going to persue telling my journey and my truth with this procedure and I hope I dont offend anyone in the process honeslty I am not the type to like confrontation or arguements so I usually dont tell my truth because I dont want to upset anyone or seem like I'm stirring up drama but I just cant act like this never happened to me I just cant I feel like what justice would I be doing to the next person who is possibly going to do this same procedure with this same dr , I mean I dont want to stop anyone from going to Dr. Mardirossian but I would adleast like you to know all the facts before you go and decide to continue these procedures or continue to persue this Dr........ Because let me tell you I don't wish wat I'm going through on NO.One !!!!! Absolutely not even my worst enemy my heart is absolutely broken right now and it's been 3 months of agony I mean I did spend 19k alone on dr Mardirossian fees and 3,800 for anesthesia fees and hospital fees not to mention my hotel for two weeks 2,000$ and food for 2 weeks was even more money spent but I'm not here to be bitter about money because, I'm more sad that I lost something I can never get back & I would rather have all my body parts back than all the money in the world!!!!! I would have rather paid him not to butcher me and I could go about my life again in peace instead of agony and heartache I'm so upset that I even allowed myself to get caught up in a situation like this but naive me thinking I know this Dr so well I mean I follow him on Instagram and his patients look so beautiful right? I mean I thought with all honeslty I would look like myself just a smidge more feminine hence the name facial feminization and like I said I've been looking at his insta page and seen how pretty his patient's looked but they still looked like themselves so me in my head thought that would be the same for me, Boy was I wrong I wish I could slap my past self and say wake the heck up!!!!! ...... Your thinking oh hes a conservative dr so if anything heck do so little it wont be even be that noticeable but in all reality your in for RUDE AWAKENING sure you have insecurities and things you think you can tweek to be more beautiful but What happens when in the process of your surgery he takes away the features you actually do like about yourself ??! And then gives you worse off problems then you had and just what if he takes so much away from your bones that now you may not even have enough anatomy to have a revision from your botched surgery .. these are Actual possibilities that could happen to you and are things that I am going through now post op with this facial feminization surgery with Dr mardirossian I am currently going crazy researching craniofacial surgeons and maxillofacial who specialize in chin and jaw reconstruction because that is where I'm at expecting the worst I've seen my xrays I ve seen medical pictures the dr took of my open wound and bone and I'm telling you it looks like he didnt leave much to work with for the next Drs who may have to help me. Honeslty apart of Me just thinks alot about my situation and how all his patients look so nice but what happend with me? Did something go wrong to where he had to take more accidentally I just dont get it ...... and why aesthetically did he think it would be nice looking to give me a narrow pointy witches chin I mean that's not what I asked for (

I thought going into this he was just going to reduce my chin height 3mm but instead he took more .........he took my chin height and then he took chin width of 8mm ?!?! Wtf.... If he would have asked me that in my post op appointment I would have told him heck no that's to much he even pushed my chin forward 3mm to look more pointy I guess ... all of wich I never discussed or asked for in my preop appointment.......man u see what I'm telling you? I mean you can go and think your getting one thing and then the dr can decide to do what tf he wants with your body and without your consent to do so ...... SMh sorry I'm starting to rant but I do plan to keep updating my journey out of this heck and will post more pictures of my botched surgery and then hopefully my revision review if that is a possibility for me in the future just know I am still looking for help from this bad surgery (

Goodbye for but not forever

_annie

Dumb b-word didn't even include after pics... only before (?)

Edit: Link

https://www.realself.com/review/facial-feminization-surgery-botched-witchs-chin-pointy

uWu !chasers !cuteandinvalid