Most peaceful day in Medieval Europe

This would make a good greentext ngl

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>The massacre

>One death

>It's true. The westoids were cucked from the very beginning.

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1900 deaths

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They are beating up autists I don't see the problem.

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Haha this is funny. No wonder Spanish Catholics went nuts conquering Mexico, the religion side of this is massive I guess.

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I mean if I saw my comrades get sacrificed alive (Day of Sorrows) I would be pissed too, though they were relatively well behaved compared than Tlaxcalteca soldiers or Spaniards during some Reconquista campaigns.

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Yea the Tlaxcalans were fricking brutal, I love reading about how the Spanish tried to control them in the war but that it never worked. Bernal Diaz del Castillo writes that during the Conquest the Tlaxcalans promised not to do human sacrifices or worship idols but by the time he died it was clear they were lying about quitting all that. Native thought was just too powerful, and he couldn’t do much about it since they were supposed to be the allies.

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It's homoousian not homoiousian and I will literally kill you for saying otherwise

:!#chadjesus:

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that's not even a real word

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>Janny tries to clean up misinformation

>Janny gets mopped

Nowadaya he'd get paid for this shit. We have to go back

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:#marseymerchantsoy: :#marseyakshually: Ummm I think there's a logical explanation for this, guise:ragejak: NOOOOO don't heckin set me on fire!!!

Based peasants knew how to deal with the original deboonkers

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Reminder that the Reconquista was among the greatest things to ever happen, the Battle of Tours was God's will on earth, and the Crusaders did nothing wrong aside from one pit stop in Constantinople (which was the Venetian's fault :marseymerchant:)

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2 things. They didn't beat the shit out of Philip II when he played sick to go home early.

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What was better, Reconquista or the Conquest of Mexico?

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Conquest of Mexico was awesome, imagine conquering a whole country with a shipful of people

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:marseyakshually: it was about five or seven ships worth of people and Cortez later intercepted a Spanish landing force of equal amount near Veracruz that were sent to arrest him but decided to follow him as well as his native allies who outnumbered the Spaniards.

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one pit stop in Constantinople

The Byzantines deserved it.

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:#grug: :#marseyakshually: :!#grug:

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this is what they used to do with redditors who can't read the room. :marseyropeyourself2:

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This is how the autists were filtered back in the day

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peasants rock

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>medieval

>1506

This is early-modern but it's both an anti-catholic and anti-spanish hate-fact so I'll let it slide.

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Spain and portugal are the same thing btw:marseylaughwith:

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Early modern times started 1517 when Luther the hair-splitting pedant decided to ruin Europe. If he was born today he would probably be a referee at a Warhammer tournament or something.

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How is this anti-catholic or anti-spanish? This is a pro-inquisition post

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Spain and portugal are the same thing btw:marseylaughwith:

In my favorite book about this era there's a letter from a Portuguese factory in India right after Spain had conquered their homeland. They wrote to say that they hate Spain so fricking much that they'd rather swear allegiance to the Ottomans. :marseyking:

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Any other interesting stories from the book? :marseyjourno:

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News and Rumor in Renaissance Europe; the Fugger Newsletters

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