[POEM] A child clocks me at the bodega by Jackie Sabbagh

absolute for trans acceptance, I can’t think of a single chud who would read this and not instantly understand and sympathize with the plight of all hons.

>I throw my quesadilla at the wall

The quesadilla didn't deserve this.

Breddy good story ngl

shame you need to call it "poetry" and put random

line breaks everywhere to get it published

Make this mandatory reading in florida schools

tl;Dr ITS MAAM

instead of educating a literal child you'd rather call the child a b-word and cope lmao

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of quesadillas and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of quesadillas out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the misgendering tonight.

>my face is the sort of glowy you see in felons

Please do not lead with this when writing about children

>doesn’t like chopping it up at the bodega

NGMI

"Poetry" should be banned. This is the only exception to the 1st amendment that I accept

Im upset for no reason that this is gonna become one of those "famous" poems of our time

You're a chud, CHUD I tell you. LOL you chud, chuuud. How do you feel about that CHUD. CHUd CHUd chudereeno. Now your really triggered aren't you ChUd. Guess what? You are a CHUD. Over at groomercord we all sat around and decided you are all CHUDs and guess what, turns out you are CHUDs. My good pall Lex even draws the CHUDJAX that really trigger you CHUDs so badly. Xe knows how bad the CHud Jax trigger you LOL that's why xe keeps drawing more chuds. Really gets your little CHUD brain CHUDDING doesn't it. The left can meme CHUD boyz, the CHUD meme proves it that the left memes harder and better than any CHUD ever could! Don't you feel dumb/pitiful/bad/stupid/chuddy/arrogant now chud?!? You fascist CHUDS think that your literally hunderands of thousands of “topical/Witty memes” were soooo funny, fricking chuds. You stupid CHUDS couldn't understand our early Epic Memes (circa 2016), because your tiny Virgin CHUD brains couldn't handle “walls of text”. So we got together and had intellectual discussions on how to destroy you CHUDS (you weren't yet called CHUDby us but you still were CHUDS). We then tried to depict the trans community in a series of CHUD take down comix displaying trans women in a positive light destroying CHUdS with FAX& LOGIX. But you stupid CHADS can't understand the elegance of the trans community. Stupid chuds. So we met again this time we knew we needed to dumb down our memes to YOUR DUMB CHUD level so that even you STUPID CHUDs Could understand. 1 fricking word. Something so potent it would DESTROY YOU CHUDS FOREVER. C-H-U-D. That's CHUD fricking right. We deployed the CHUd Device And 4CHUD has been decimated. We know we destroyed 4chan with this meme because it's a fact that you are triggered CHUD. And if you say you aren't triggered or a chud that just proves how triggered/CHUDy you are. Hahaha CCHHUUDD!

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)