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Out of context lines

Have you guys seen any lines that'd be funny out of context from whatever book they're from? Not hilarious or intentionally funny, but things that just give you a small chuckle

Stuff like,

Thus we can say that we owe our reason, like our language, to intercourse with other men.

-Karl Popper, The Open Society and Its Enemies

Or,

Much of the carrying−trade of England, even, was then done in Dutch bottoms.

-Alfred Thayer Mahan, The Influence of Sea Power Upon History

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“We had lain thus in bed, chatting and napping at short :marseyshortbus: intervals, and Queequeg now and the affectionately throwing :marseybreadcrumbing: his brown :marseybipocmerchant: tattooed :marsey69: legs over mine, and then drawing :marseydrawing1: them back”

:marseyhomofascist:

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I don't think that was unintentional

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It’s still funny :marseylaugh: out of context, especially for people who only know Moby Peepee by name, or just think :marseygigathonk: about the big whale. I wonder :marseysphinx: what the 1850s audience thought :marseymindblown: of those chapters.

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I guess that's why they call it Moby Peepee :marseysmug2:

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Apparently Mutt’s law was already a thing in the 1850s.

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Goddarned "Moby Peepee" FRICK

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“There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine.”~:marseybateman:, American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis

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Wow he’s so literally me

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https://media.giphy.com/media/xUOxfgZPz25qUwwc7u/giphy.webp

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Here’s another one

Well, well, well! Stubb knows him best of all, and Stubb always says he’s queer; says nothing :marseynothingburger: but that one sufficient little :marseytroublemaker: word queer; he’s queer :marseyhomofascist: — queer, queer :marseylgbtflag:

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:#marseyjurisdiction:

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