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The Simple Sabotage Manual is kino.

https://gist.github.com/kennwhite/467529962c184258d08f16daec83d5da

When the simple saboteur isn't slashing tires or forgetting to stock the bathroom with potty paper — yes, that is a suggestion — there is always what the manual refers to as “general interference with organizations and production,” which is a very official way to describe someone being extremely annoying at work.

If you're in a meeting, “talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your ‘points' by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate patriotic comments,” reads the manual, adding that it's important to constantly bring up irrelevant issues and haggle over language.

“When possible, refer all matters to committees, for ‘further study and consideration.' Attempt to make the committees as large as possible — never less than five.”

For employees, work slowly and inefficiently. And if your boss has a problem with it, “pretend that instructions are hard to understand, and ask to have them repeated more than once.”

!chuds