I'm writing The Metamorphosis 2: Electric Boogaloo

I'm writing a short story, it's a sequel to The Metamorphosis, except it assumes that (spoiler) Gregor didn't actually die, he only envisioned his death, though I leave it unclear where the story diverges from the original .

It's the first page, tell me whether or not it's shit:

A failure of imagination

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