Blackpilling Westeros - Incel Jon Snow

The moment I was born was the moment I started mewing. Those growth plates were going to get a good workout, if I say so myself.

Another moment I could move I checked my wrist size. It was a little bit hard to move as a little baby but I was determined to see if I was a trueborn Chad or sub5. The sooner I knew the better.

I was able to wrap my hand around my wrist.

Was I going to die Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin again?

It's over...

Everything is going just as expected. My father, Warden of the North tried to spread his genes, so he had me with some Stacy in the south and then brought me as a baby with him. Real Chad hours.

Caitlin was married to father's brother but after he died married father. Typical hypergamous Stacy beahaviour. Doesn't matter who as long as he is a Chad, huh?

No matter the world, 2D > 3D!

Anyway, the fact that I was the son of the Lord of the North which seems to be a high position, filled me with joy.

We are so back.

I wasn't trueborn son, but just a bastard.

It was wrong of me to get so bluepilled over the hope of statusmaxxing. Blackpill was right all along. There is no hope in the world. This or any other...

It's so over.

When I was complaining about Age of Consent Laws and how women will hit the wall at 25 so it makes sense to help them out by letting them access at earlier ages.

Someone told me that AOC in Westeros was 12.

Based, based, based, based, based, based...

On the other hand they go through the peepee carousel before 12 anyway, so...

Whatever.

King arrived to Winterhall and all his Kingly posse too. Feeling really statusmogged right now, maybe I should go monk mode somewhere else.

Talked with the Lannister dwarf. Not like those bluepilled libtards he really knows what's up. Standing beside him, was heightmogging him really a lot. Enjoyed it very much.

It is a sad truth that people like us who were not blessed with superior genes that gave us better bone structure on our face would never get the girls. No amount of self-improvement, therapy or gymmaxxing would ever change that.

Told him that and he looked at me a bit strange and toldme that I needed to drink.

Based dwarf, he knows that we can only lay down and rot with the state of the current dating market.

Was really impressed with Joffrey. With blatant dark triad maxxed and that status he was going to get all of that hypergamous kitty from all over the world. Of course, Sansa wanted to marry him.

Feels like I am getting atomically blackpilled again watching the birth of a new Dahmermaxxed Chad.

Dumb bitches would want to suck peepee of a blatant psychopath but would never date a nice guy like me. 80\20 principle is wrong it is more like 99/1. 99 bitches want to have s*x with one Chad who monopolizes all women, and the rest of the males might as well kill themselves because women would prefer to frick dogs rather than have s*x with beta orbiters.

Speaking of dogs, Eddard Stark picked up a litter of direwolf puppies and gave his children. I can see the eyes with which Sansa and Arya looked at them... White women, amirite fellas?

I got one too.

To get the girls I need to ignore the girls. And there is nothing more that screams unubtainable for a female than a Black Watch. That's right, I was going to black maxx with my Sexual Market Value with thives and male feminists i.e. highest gathering of testostorone in all Westeros.

The one hitting the wall was goijng to be me, hahaha.

Heck. Yeah.

Got closer to Wildlings. Got heightmogged by the Giants. Man, they must be drowning in kitty. Look at them! Holy shit. Women standards are getting so unrealistic nowadays that you are either 14 feet tall or you are sub5 subhuman.

One of the gingermaxxed wildlings, Ygritte, tried to give me a shit test trying to insult my IQ. Absolutely mogged her with my IQ and KNOWLEDGE and FACTS.

Dumb b-word.

She looks pissed now tho.

All Women Are Like That. They never look at Supreme Gentleman like me but want to have s*x with giants. Their standards are going insane!

I became a Lord Commander of the Wall. There is a lot of things I can say about it but at least my wrists are not as small like that guy's who was my competition.

Wristcels don't deserve anything.

Got killed by sub5 subhumans rebelling against their rightful master.

Just Fricking Lol.

During death it was only darkness. The only thought that kept my psyche going was even if I didn't have a mouth I have to mew.

My darkpilled soul was resurrected by some Stacy. She was Stannis' whore and even killed his children like lions in the pride kill them kids, all to get his betabuxxing attention to herself.

Kinda based, but I don't care for non-18-year old virgin who got railed by thousands of chads and only have some beef curtain instead of a nice kitty.

Can't believe it. This fat frick was going to let himself willingly get cucked and raise another man's baby. Is he hoping to get some? Absolute betabuxxer behavior. That whore would never forget Chad's peepee after taking it and she would just jump on another Chad the moment he arrives on the scene.

I really pity him...

Laughed about it all the way from the Wall to Oldtown.

They had s*x every night and I had to listen to it.

Was in foul mood.

Retook Winterfell and did a little bit of bone smashing routine with Ramsey Bolton. He had a nice jaw, not gonna lie, before it was crushed by a giant, hehe.

Became King of the North. Only got blackpilled further. Girls still don't care for your statusmaxxing because these hypergamous whores get dictated by their genes to only select for 0.000001% of human population.

Remembered watching hundreds of chadfishing on Tinder experiments videos on Youtube.

It's over.

Talked with that chick called Danerys. I think she likes me. We are so back.

Discovered that we were blood related. B-word wanted to ruin my genes by using incest! I got catfished by my own cousin!

And when I was even ready to overlook her bodycount, being railed by her brother and the whole Dothraki host?

Got enraged and ran her through with my sword.

Luckily dragons obey me now and after a little bit bloodletting (or more like firemaxxing huehue) took control of the omega peepeeless army.

Kinda went nice ngl.

Bummed out that I only encounter b-word Stacies. Is it over?

Took King's Landing and went full ER. Had to kill that Lannister femoid, but who cares. Foids would literally frick their twin brother as long as he has a nice skull...

Everyone is cheering me on and praising me. They want me to be a king! That halo effect is crazy... Still not getting any bithces tho.

Then gathered all armies to fight the zombiemaxxed underweightcel lanklets

Of course, I defeated the Night King. What was he hoping to accomplish with that negative cantal tilt???