/h/lit House Racist
nuclearshill gau/cho  1mo ago (image post) 493 thread views #309179

Weekly "what are you reading" Thread #71 :marseyreading:

Unable to load image

To discuss your weekly readings of books, textbooks and papers.

!bookworms !classics

@Murdervann :marseypin2: pls

45
New Old Top Bottom Controversial Random
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

View entire discussion

Rehearsing all the lies I put on my resume and then some technical documents.

Like your PhD in quantum chromodynamics and flavor-dynamics?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No that was an old boss's boss' boss's boss from like 3 jobs ago. He was a fricking egghead. I looked up his profile and I was like "more like C*ntem HOMOdynamics" until I learned a little about it and then I was like "oh that's neat."

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Angela Merkel is a quantum chemistry PhD :marseyangelamerkelwave: and chudette Frauke Petry is also a chemist with a PhD.

@RottenDonGER between them, Fritz Haber, Carl Bosch, Adolf von Bayer and IG Farben what's up with the :marseyzwei: :chudspin:chemists?

!chemistry

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Dude Germans have lead the world in modern science. Imagine all the famous names of nuclear physicists and all that.

Also -- Merkel actually did something smart?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Also -- Merkel actually did something smart?

https://np.reddit.com/r/de/comments/5zzkhr/ein_treffen_auf_augenh%C3%B6he/df2dcay/

Examination of the mechanism of decays with singular bond breaking and calculation of their coefficient of reaction rate on the basis of quantum mechanical and statistical methods

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

ya v smort

I took thru PDEs and Quantum but today I could probably do like 5 pages of homework from Calc 1

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Chem Engineers take 2 semesters of Thermodynamics and 3-4 semesters of Transport Phenomena only to end up filling excel sheets.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Oh like 3D heat equations and that stuff.

My PDE final exam was 2 questions, 2 hours to finish. 10 pages of scribbles. Got both the answers wrong. Got a B on it. I was only a little bit r-slurred.

Just sell out and manage stuff and impress people that you know how to solve for the slope of x²

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Oh like 3D heat equations and that stuff.

Sort of, momentum, mass and heat transfer.

Just sell out and manage stuff and impress people that you know how to solve for the slope of x²

:#marseyhesright:

!engineering reminder that your work will consist mostly of excel sheets, CAD and writing reports no matter how many courses you took on thermodynamics, transport phenomena, geotech and electromagnetism, and !mathematics reminder that unless you become an academic-cel you're not going to use real analysis or anything proof based ever again. :marseyserioushatfact:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Most masters and phds do years of post grad to send emails and edit excel sheets.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I don't like her, but she was the ultimate "Good weather" politician until the problems began to pile up

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I meant the surprising amount of chud scientists, especially in chemistry.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's not chemists specifically, it's just that Germany was where chemistry was happening for a long time, and lots of Germans are chuds

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The Germans are such chuds that they accidentally invented nerve agents. They were trying to find ways to kill bugs and accidentally found ways to kill people. It's their destiny.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I thought we were investigating ways to kill insects

Well, you were technically right

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://media.tenor.com/7NdBVF53PM4AAAAx/laughing-rofl.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Otto Hahn fehlt

:marseyannoyed:

A nuclear chemist who found the pinciple of nuclear fission with uranium and did experiments to create the first chain reactions. And fricking funnily enough, Germany had a nuclear ship named after him once :marseywtf2:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Hahn_(ship)

Also we did a lot of chems to gas the bongs :marseyjam:

The rest shouldn't be talked about :marseyshushing:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>Otto Hahn

Oh, I forgot about him

I am not a Nazi. But Hitler is the hope, the powerful hope, of German youth... At least 20 million people revere him. He began as a nobody, and you see what he has become in ten years.… In any case for the youth, for the nation of the future, Hitler is a hero, a Führer, a saint... In his daily life he is almost a saint. No alcohol, not even tobacco, no meat, no women. In a word: Hitler is an unequivocal Christ.

All deutsche chemists are chuds lmao

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.