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Saving Private Marsey.

If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Penny Bardfinn with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over. Amen.

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That's appaling weather to be out in.

In ancient times people only fought wars in the summer. The Romans didn't even bother having names for the first two months of the year until the Julian reforms. March was the first month of the year, named after Mars- god of war and farming. :taysmart:

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Imagine the Somme or Paschendaele or Verdun, and you don't even have a truck to ride in

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Plus there's bongs and frogs everywhere :marseybeansick:

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ingrates all around

"the problem with the Americans is that they are overpaid, oversexed, and over here"

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It's people like you who are the problem with America. You're nothing but a lazy, entitled bigot who is too ignorant to realize that your prejudices are what's wrong with this country.

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u get to shoot boche though :marseybean:

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That's because ancient battles were 99.99% pre-fight peepee measuring contests

Imagine being told to get in formation and yell at the other guys for the third month in a row

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There’s plenty of famous β€˜massive’ historic battles where only 20 people die. Unless it was the Spartans who took it super serial.

Otherwise It really was a large scale fist fight.

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:#soycry:

Romans when Hannibal hecking slaughters more than a fifth of their fighting age population at Cannae

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That but also "more where that came from"

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