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They call Dramanauts, Autists. Autists... easily duped, will believe anything, and by the time the destruction is upon them, one or more of their family has been captured and turned against the team. "/r/Drama has served us well...," one captor gloated.

Snapshots:

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I assume he has already sent the money back?

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Yeah the new sea borders we defined was probably going to lead to this.

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what, you mean we can't just unilaterally claim vast swathes of the sea floor without consequence?

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@ALASKAN you ready :marseyexcited: to hunt some Ruskis? :#marseyhawaii:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/seGeGWiolrKNZ8aZrr/giphy.webp

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:marseytrollgun: I will fight and die to keep Alaska. You've made a grave enemy today, Putin.

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Might makes right and this dude can't even take half of Ukraine, sooooooo :tayshrug:

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he took all of it he wanted. The oil and farm parts are now empty and ready for repopulation. The cute twinky western part he just wants to not be full of NATO missiles pointed at russia

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We do a little trolling

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Your pet dictator has shown the world his words have no weight in the fields of the Donbass. Alaska was, is and will remain American.

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:derpthumbsup:

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:marseyxd: Bro Alaskans are sturdy boys, they won't even need the american :marseybateman: military :marseysaluteccp: to come help them out to fend off the russian :marseytelegram: army

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It's worth mentioning that the order Putin signed doesn't specifically try to reclaim Alaska, but some people are interpreting it that way.

The wording of the order does fund an effort "search for" and "protect" former real estate of the Russian Empire and Soviet Union.

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found the incel

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It's fear porn to make sure the common man knows putin is still the devil, one step shy of orangemanbad. It doesn't even refer vaguely to Alaska, but ok sure he's gonna start WWIII over a universally-recognized sale a hundred years ago :marseysurejan:

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>Mobiks eating cold expired buckwheat porridge while the Kremlin invests millions into finding proof of Tartaria

:#marseyxd:

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Critical Alaska Studies at Moscow State University.

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heh, good look putler you're not getting me back

:#marseysoldieramerica:

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Lol seeing how they've done in Ukraine, armed Alaskan yokels would prob be able to hold them off with AR-15s

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No tradebacks lol

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No refunds!

:#marseysanders:

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This is probably in response to us using Alaska's continental shelf to expand our territory claims this week by a million square km.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17058755906651814.webp

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Im pretty sure the Alaska National Guard alone with no support could defend against a Russian invasion with very few loses

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A limp peepee could defend Alaska. It's mountains and swamp.

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>mountains and swamp

That describes much of !dixie as well.

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There's a reason it was a b-word to take down the Seminole :marseyshrug:

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Pretty funny troll

"oh we don't own this part of ukraine? well you don't own that part of canada either, b-word"

also, fallout lore becoming real

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_of_Anchorage

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Uhhhh it's literally China seething in fallout not Russia :marseyakshually:

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lol come get it strag

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21 days to Moscow when

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Watching america absolutely shit stomp the russian military would be hilarious. Imagine the seethe on russoid forumd as entire russian formations are wiped out before getting anywhere near the front.

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Desert Storm 3.0.

All that experience in stalemating Iran didn't help Saddam's army one bit in 1991.

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he maybe should have done this before he showed the world his military isn't shit by failing to take over ukraine.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17058738180163255.webp

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How many billions are ending up in Zelensky's personal pocket?

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He also saving money on suits

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059700904749608.webp

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Thos should :marseynorm: be higher

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We would have won if it wasn't for those pesky boxers giving their gloves to that toddler!!

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>would

Why u coping ? Russia will win so everyone will start asking why west even joined that conflict and turned it into western world vs southern world

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059169453931804.webp

That resulted in west losing its influence.

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:marseysal:

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I scratch my bare butthole with $233Bn.

:marseysow:


:#marseyastronaut:

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I fyou think about it, this is literally the "heh, you made me use 1% of my power. Not bad." meme

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now imagine what would happen if that number said 773 billion

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Nothing because they're not enough ammo.

Western ammo production is lower than Russian

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Anyday now the "strongest tank in the world", the T-90M, will obliterate all the evil western :marseycowboy: gay weaponry

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Weird, there's no figure for the Russian donations to Ukraine. The thousands of vehicles and tons of supplies left behind after the Northern Feint Collapse and Kharkiv Repositioning Rout are surely worth a decent amount of money.

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>Actually it's because Russia is powerless compared to NATO

:marseythonk:

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what are you saying here? that russia HASN'T failed to take over ukraine?

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Oh yes Russian failed to take Ukraine because the war is over… ah nope just the spring counteroffensive that cost 233billions and was just able to capture a 400 people village is over :marseythumbsup:

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dude. come on. it's mighty super power russia. we are in like year 3 of them failing to take over tiny weak neighboring ukraine.

don't pretend this has been anything but an embarrassment and a failure for russia.

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What's even your argument here? Russia's adverseraries can pool together more resources so it isn't fair? :marseyl:

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I imagine that Ukraine outspent russia somehow and still lost all the territory russia intended to take.

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>all the territory russia intended to take.

:marsey#cope:

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Tbh i just assume amerikkka is lying about everything all the time so ukraine actually lost despite whatever cnn says

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found the incel

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Well k-pop missiles are hitting khohols cities but western one won't so how is Ukraine going to win ?

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>$233 billion

>Less than 1/3 of the US military budget per year

>Can cause more casualties to the Russian army than the US has taken in all wars since WWII

What point are you trying to prove?

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Duno 233billions for 400 people village is kinda bad investment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705877812199931.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17058778126618192.webp

Around five months after the counteroffensive began, Ukrainian forces captured 370 km²

Also Ukraine lost today 50 km^2 and this week probably around 100 km^2

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Oh Russian captured that village, so what's your point ?

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"Post the picture vatnik!"

Sigh "here you go the 1 picture of Leopard is Kill"

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Wasn't that tank supposed to create this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705879155197846.webp

?But it couldn't capture a single city :marseyeyeroll:

So don't worry Ukraine win soon but first you must give Ukraine another 100 billions or Zelenskyy won't mobilise new soldier, he need 500k of those and he need also that you deport some from western countries since not enough men are left in Ukraine :marseythumbsup:

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At this point I'm convinced he's doing a bit

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:#marseyoctopus2:

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I figured the same awhile ago. In this thread alone, he's crowing over 50 square kilometers gained by Russia. At that rate it will take the 'super' power 6 years to take HALF of Ukraine. Dramatards can't be that delusional, right? :marseyschizowave:

Have to give him props for persistence. He posts bait threads 3 times a day with no takers, so I say let him have this one.

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You can tell it's not bait because when there's really bad news for Russia he gets mad and leaves. The Wagner coup thing would have been the perfect time to troll as a zigger but instead he disappeared for a week until it became clear that the hot dog vendor wasn't going to occupy Moscow.

He also has a half dozen accounts because he gets hopping mad over awards, as though his posts aren't already unreadable.

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NOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE ALLIES IN WAR THATS LITERALLY CHEATING WTF DUDE

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Allies that promised to be with you till the end then till they can ? :surejan:

Where did I seen such allies, going to ask South Vietnam if they know them

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>give a hobo a couple bucks

>hobo manages to beat up a self declared superpower

>this is somehow a win for the superpower

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Manages to beat :surejan:

If you calling capturing a 400 people village “beating”

Anyway you probably didn't know but Ukraine lost today 50km^2

Around five months after the counteroffensive began, Ukrainian forces captured 370 km²

They also lost over 50% that they captured

So amazing investment :marseythumbsup:

Gave Ukraine couple of months acting though and back to losing

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How come the tens of thousands of comments you've left defending a shithole country that you don't even live in haven't resulted in you learning basic English? Inb4 "I actually am are to speak 5 different language, how many is u speak ?"

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Hhhhhm perhaps I like to write in that style ?

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No you don't, you just type like that because you're stupid lol. Just because your entire existence is an elaborate joke played by God doesn't mean your there's some hidden reason behind your r-sluration

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Is that your monologue with your mirror or something ?

Because it's kinda strange that you want to project that to a guy who finished English business economics class and now studies in English at university.

Also how do you feel that I am 6'6 at university and you ain't ? Kinda ironic that you call my entire existence a joke when you are a subhuman compared to me, would be stupid to disagree with it, you agree ?

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Is that your monologue with your mirror or something ?

>"I know you are but what am I?"

a guy who finished English business economics class and now studies in English at university.

:marseyshook:

English business economics class! Wow!

Also how do you feel that I am 6'6 at university and you ain't ?

:#marseylaugh:

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You might be an r-slur, but that still makes you 100x smarter than Salvador

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>the superpower took a half eaten chicken wing from the hobo

>:marseyw:

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>civilised world can't economically beat country with Italy size economy

>not :marseyl: for civilised world order

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2 more weeks bro

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:#marseycope:

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The Embassy in Kabul account posted the gay pride flag as the country was falling to the Taliban.

I hate State employees only slightly less than I hate j*urnalists.

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Where's the cope?

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Don't you know Ukraine lost 3 villages just this week ? Basically more villages than spring counteroffensive that cost 233 billions liberated :marseyxd:

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Alright smart guy. Putin should come and take Alaska then.

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>glorious Russian army won three villages this week

This is my favourite thing about slavshitters, you're all so used to the trench warfare meat grinder that you think this sounds impressive to a normal person

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>3 week operation

>2 years later

>"We took 3 villages!"

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You don't understand! NATO(the great satan) is throwing everything they have at Russia! 2 more weeks!

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