This one goes out to my boy TheTower!
>German police say a 51-year-old man who was left tied up in the woods when a s*x game went awry had a lucky escape after a cyclist and a hunter heard his screams for help.
>Police said the man was discovered fully dressed but firmly bound with ropes and a pantyhose over his head atop a deer-hunting platform
>Police said the man appeared to have been tied up by a woman he met online. After she had done so, the woman received a phone call and fled the woods suddenly, leaving the man behind in a helpless state.
>“The 51-year-old told officers that that he had a box cutter on him ‘for such situations’ but seemed to have underestimated the (woman’s) bondage skills because he was unable to reach the knife,”.
Why are Germans like this?