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You know, this comment was posted from the wrong alt. I have to keep my fetish separate from my other accounts specifically because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO SHARKS AND THAT HAS NO BEARING ON THIS ARGUMENT. This is fricking 2017 it shouldn't even have to be said, but FRICK!!!!!
What does have bearing on this argument is objective facts. Facts like: a low shoulder to waist ratio being attractive on human females.
Facts like: juicer bullies like you are what's wrong with the world of fitness.
Facts like: you and your little "fitnesscirclejerk" buddies are too busy staring at men's asses to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you frick her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.
Facts like: you're too busy thinking about the gym and where you're gonna get your next steroid fix to realize that I'm on seddit learning stuff that's gonna help ME get the girl of YOUR dreams.
Wake up, bud. Your a frickin' pathetic excuse of a man. I might not be as big as you. I might never be as big as you cuz I have too much honor to stick a needle in my butt. But I'm twice the man you'll ever be, sharktits and all.
Moemorphism (Japanese: 萌え擬人化, Hepburn: moe gijinka) is a form of anthropomorphism in anime and manga where moe (approx. "cute") qualities are given to non-human beings such as animals, plants, objects, concepts, or phenomena.
Tag NSFW appropriately, credit where credit's due and try to append all posts with "-chan", such as "Ruqqus-chan".
Sidebar picture by the excellent AsininePorcupine from ye olde Ruqqus and banner by Prawny (non-copyrighted).
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Bonus Battletech Warhammer-chan that I guess wasn't slutty enough for u
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You're too quick! I was saving it for a later post
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You know, this comment was posted from the wrong alt. I have to keep my fetish separate from my other accounts specifically because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO SHARKS AND THAT HAS NO BEARING ON THIS ARGUMENT. This is fricking 2017 it shouldn't even have to be said, but FRICK!!!!!
What does have bearing on this argument is objective facts. Facts like: a low shoulder to waist ratio being attractive on human females.
Facts like: juicer bullies like you are what's wrong with the world of fitness.
Facts like: you and your little "fitnesscirclejerk" buddies are too busy staring at men's asses to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you frick her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.
Facts like: you're too busy thinking about the gym and where you're gonna get your next steroid fix to realize that I'm on seddit learning stuff that's gonna help ME get the girl of YOUR dreams.
Wake up, bud. Your a frickin' pathetic excuse of a man. I might not be as big as you. I might never be as big as you cuz I have too much honor to stick a needle in my butt. But I'm twice the man you'll ever be, sharktits and all.
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