Alexa, Siri, Cortana and Bixby

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@trickleyum You can kick this post out of your hole. I don't think it belongs.

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Naah, close enough :marseythumbsup:

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!commenters why did he necro this thread to disrespect it?

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I was working on a project. :marseyindignant:

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:@fuckmeatsandwichpat:

dont disrespect the toss doe

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Droid 4 lyfe, but yeah, Bixby is hot trash


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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I don't even know what bixby is supposed to be. Is it supposed to be like siri? I only ever use it by accident by hitting this useless button on the side of my phone and then my phone tells me I need to update my phone for bixby to work.

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Bixby is a ball of air produced by OG idiot influencer Casey Neistant. It does nothing, has never done anything, and has never functioned correctly. But Casey Neistat sold it to Samsung anyway.

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Bixby is Samsung's fault

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I remapped using it to be an instant video recording button (don't ask), double tap for flashlight, triple tap for 911, and then long press for some reason just crashes my phone :clueless:

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I remapped using it to be an instant video recording button (don't ask)

I bet its to creep on girls in the subway

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I guess that's not native? I have mine single for flashlight, double for bixby. Not perfect, but it works


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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![](https://www.droid-life.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Cortana.jpg)

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sadly its the other Cortana

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Tits saggy

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and that's a good thing

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If you search for gifs with "Bixby" you get a lot of content related to the very, very 1990s film 'Hackers'.

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/FnGJfc18tDDHy/giphy.webp)

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she looks like the kind of nerd who would be into that

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I FRICKING HATE BIXBY. when i got my fold 2 when you hold down the power button instead of turning the phone off it just uses bixby which you have to have a Samsung account to even use. Luckily you can change that.

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feet joke again. dude's running out of ideas

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this is an 2019 'Toss

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this could stacykino, Women are ruthless bullies IRL

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I want to be bullied by 'toss Alexa :marseycoomer:

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:marseyhomosupremacist: Hello @Robert, you have just straggotposted (yikes sweaty) and as a result have been added to the Straggot Watchlist. If you have any questions please refer here: https://rdrama.net/post/39065/marseyhomosupremacist-official-notice-straggot-watchlist-marseyhomosupremacist :marseyhomosupremacist:

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Thanks king, 200 DC has been desposited into your account for both reports. :marseyhomofascist:

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Rockmotion is a Communist

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gravelthrow is a Monarchist

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I eat ur gay butt reddiquette for breakfast and shit it out on Alexis Ohanian's wife stomach while having kinky s*x with her

Snapshots:

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