:marseywitch3: The Ballad of Bardfinn :!marseywitch3:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fEq3xM-i0Ng%3Ft%3D3m50s

This is the origin of every FtM on the WvP sub and possibly started the whole thing altogether. Pretty good musical actually, it was the first one I saw professionally in person.

I got lucky on good prices and was able to afford 2nd row seats for a week's worth pay at McDonald's. Got me laid my first time my Junior year of high school. The South Park episode was 100% accurate.

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Did you at least listen to the song before you jerked your bot off?

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No, rdrama stays strictly muted ever since I got burned by the first fart mode in public

:m#arseyanticarp:

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Don't worry, no one will think you are flatulent for this song. They might think you are gay though.

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren: Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 01 hours 43 minutes and 33 seconds

Record is 1 days 07 hours 34 minutes and 41 seconds by peepeehands

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was meatrocket8 which was 0 days 18 hours 01 minutes and 01 seconds

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Best friend is ACA with 203 mentions

rdrama is currently running at 233.410 Β΅Bardyhertz with 3199 total mentions since 2022-09-24

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Peepeees are objectively more aesthetically pleasing than v*ginas.

Now, I am a massive cute twink, but I wouldn't think much of a straight man who just prefers peepees (like carp for example). I just recoil in horror every time I see a v*gina. Not even getting into uncut vs cut or size debates, the vast majority of peepees are more pleasing to the eye. And don't even get me started on female vs male genital hygiene. You know v*ginas bleed once a month, right? Have you ever seen pictures of a yeast infection? I guarantee it would be eye-opening. Peepeees on the other hand self-clean several times per day if you're hydrated. My uncut brethren may need to pay a little more attention to hygiene, but this is still vastly easier to do than v*ginal hygiene.

Yes yes I know "muh reproduction" now maybe I would understand this argument if you could choose the gender of your child. But the chance of spawning another icky f*male is just too high. I will stick with men going their own way with other men thank you very much.

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