I present to you my masterpiece: Leftist Paradise.

  As I walk through the rally of supporters of Trump
  I pride myself on the fact I didn't turn out so dumb
  'cause I've been blazin' and smokin' so long that  
  Even Lily asks for a toke from my bong  
  But I've never shunned a man or woman that didn't deserve it    
  Only when they're ableist, 'cause that is unheard of    
  You better beware and adapt your speech constantly    
  Or I'll send out a tweet to cancel you for eternity    
  I ask for permission for every act during sex    
  And if I had my way we'd all be paying a carbon tax (*drools*)    
  Gotta prevent a catastrophe    
  We can never be flooded except with minorities.  
    
  Been spending most our lives    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise    
  Been spending most their lives    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise    
  We keep spending most our lives    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise    
  We keep spending most our lives    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise  
    
  I take estrogen pills as I struggle at Yale    
  I can't live a normal life, trapped in the body of a male    
  I'll show you 'round campus where I waste my money and days    
  But you can't be in this room, 'cause this is my safe space    
  I got triggered by bigots while we were discussing Plato    
  So I pardoned myself and took time out for Play-Doh (*drools*)    
  I'll work my entire life just to pay off this debt    
  For an education that leaves me just as inept    
  But it's the time of my life here, so it's completely fine    
  And I'm definitely not getting propagandized    
  I detested Big Pharma till they made a vaccine    
  Now please leave me to my homework for Gender Studies.  
    
  Been spending most our dimes    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise    
  Been spending most their dimes    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise    
  We keep spending most our dimes    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise    
  We keep spending most our dimes    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise  
    
  Life has never been easy for the genderqueer    
  People frown when you wear both a dress and a beard    
  Have you met Emma yet? You can join us for beers    
  If you're lookin' for a hookup I think you will like zir    
  Life is good when you live without a single restraint    
  Except for the STI I caught after pride parade    
  What's the problem now, is there social unrest?  
  Don't be silly my friend, it's just a BLM protest  
  We'll let our voices be heard in a mostly peaceful way    
  As a bunch of random buildings are being set aflame    
  Supporting the oppressed is how I signal my virtue    
  As I trample on my heritage and tear down a statue.  
    
  Just care about black lives    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise    
  Don't care about white lives    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise    
  We turn our back on our forefathers' lives    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise    
  We just care about black lives    
  Livin' in a leftist paradise