In Honor of the upcoming tensions with Iran, I present my solution to this intractable political Quagmire

BO BO BO BO BOMB IRAN

ANYONE REMEMBER ME? WE COULDA GOT THIS SHIT DONE LIKE A DECADE AGO

but seriously I'm kinda sad I'm not in the military, this sounds alot more fun than a proxy war with Russia, all arab armies that don't serve allah just run or surrender

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/07/20/marines-warships-iran-tension-00107494

I know its uncool to express non ironic political opinions but let's make an exception

quagmmmmiirree