My favorite homophobic dancehall anthem! "Can't Believe Mi Eyes" by Bounty Killer! It's about how he can't believe his eyes that cute twinks exist!

Me nuh know how dem man deh fi talk 'bout a dem a run the place

And 'bout dem a badman, and a bleach dem face

And a cream dem hair, and inna tight pants

Badman dem bomboclaat...

Well, I can't believe a how battyman get so bold

Me can't believe say, Rastaman a turn kittyhole

Me can't believe the likkle tecka dem get so cold

Me can't believe me eye! Me can't believe me eye!

Me can't believe some name me a hear say a men

Me can't say tight pants come in again

Me can't believe say gunman and battyman a friend

Me can't believe me eye! Me can't believe me eye!

Me can't believe say battyman a run people's place

Me can't believe the shotta dem a bleach out dem face

Me can't believe say certain man a come 'pon we base

Me can't believe me eye! Me can't believe me eye!

Me can't believe the gyal dem a go the other way

Me never know Jamaica would a have so much gay

Me can't believe the government dem inna foul play

Me can't believe me eye! Me can't believe me eye!

Well, if somebody did tell me, me would a say, "A lie!"

Say certain man a certain man, and certain boy a guy

Me see it fi myself, water full up me eye

'Cause onetime da one deh a spy!

Kittyholes can't believe say gunman a buss murder case

Can't believe say ghetto youths a live certain place

Dem can't believe a we that stand up side of Mase

Dem can't believe dem eye! Dem can't believe dem eye!

Dem can't believe say, little from this, dem haffi run!

Dem can't believe a we decide when war fi done

Dem can't believe a we sit down 'pon certain gun

Dem can't believe dem eye! Dem can't believe dem eye!

Dem can't believe say ghetto youth a sit down and think

Dem can't believe say ghetto man have Alizé a drink

Dem can't believe say Matthews Lane and Garden man a link

Dem can't believe dem eye! Dem can't believe dem eye!

Dem can't believe say dem deh a foreign and a gaze

Dem can't believe, when dem come back, a we a blaze

Dem can't believe a our new tunes have the craze

Dem can't believe dem eye! Dem can't believe dem eye!

Well, I can't believe a how battyman get so bold

Me can't believe some big Rastaman a fassyhole

Me can't believe the likkle tecka dem get so cold

Me can't believe me eye! Me can't believe me eye!

Me eye!

Me can't believe some name me a hear say a men

Me can't say tight pants come in again

Me can't believe say gunman and battyman a friend

Me can't believe me eye! Me can't believe me eye!

Me can't believe a battyman a run people's place

Me can't believe the shotta dem a bleach out dem face

Me can't believe say certain man a come 'pon we base

Me can't believe me eye! Me can't believe me eye!

Me can't believe the gyal dem a go the other way

Me never know Jamaica would a have so much gay

Me can't believe the government dem inna foul play

Me can't believe me eye! Me can't believe me eye!

Well, if somebody did tell me, me would a say, "A lie!"

Say certain man a certain man, and certain man a guy

Me see it fi myself...