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Best practices for rap

Always start off with an intro track telling the listener what year it is. Always mention that you're the most famous and influential rapper known, even if it's your debut album.

I think the best way to start any rap song is

My name is [your rap name] and I'm here to say

I love [something that you like a lot] in a major way

Some other good advice is that BIPOC rhymes with BIPOC




What are your rap best practices?

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Let me know if the rule holds true. Namaste.

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:marseyjamming:

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Kill BIPOCs and then brag about it with specific details which weren't released to the media :marseyjourno:

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My name is [your rap name] and I'm here to say

A black coworker once asked me why every white person uses this phrase when they pretend to rap and I still don't have an answer.

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We don't have a gang or a set to rep :marseymayo:

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Idk white people just invented rap that way

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  • Use a audio "calling card" at the beginning of your musical endeavors to signal that you are the artistic mind behind them

  • Make it clear to the listener that you have many female admirers from a wide range of geographic areas

  • Explain in no uncertain terms that you are a man of great wealth and social standing

  • You are unphased by any of your critics, as they are simply envious of your lifestyle

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  • Your activities in the bedroom are of great repute due to their talent, explain why in detail

  • Include the many brands and labels that display your great wealth and social standing

  • Anyone not appreciative of your lifestyle should be reminded of how little their opinion means to you and how destructive to their person you could be, should you care enough to do so

  • Assure your audience that you a self-made, and that no matter your hardships as a youth that involved criminal enterprise, your musical ability has allowed you a measure of success that others in your position can aspire to

  • Your name is of great importance and nicknames are a sign of the facets of your personality and your numerous talents, repeating such also helps those with poor memories recall this information about you

Also, should you wish to make a music video, a primer:

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just mumble rdrama memes into the mic, how are they gonna know?

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:#marseymacgyver:

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