Pride Month Singing Contest Entry: "She's Always a Woman"

[Verse 1]

She stands six foot four

When I'm only five nine

Her peepee's at least three inches bigger than mine

And she'll smash TERFs' heads in

If they don't call her she

She hits like a truck

But she's always a woman to me

[Verse 2]

She makes death threats online

But the mods never ban her

If you ask where to eat

At, she'll actually answer

And she'll help you assemble

Your gaming PC

She plays 40K

But she's always a woman to me

[Chorus]

Oh, she transitions herself

With bootleg estrogen

That she ordered online

Oh, and she's keeping her peepee

And I love the mouthfeel

Yep, it tastes just divine

[Verse 3]

You can watch anime

And play vidya together

She kills you in Halo

Talks shit when she's better

Like a teenage sleepover

Though we're both thirty-three

Blame it all on the libs

But she's always a woman to me

[Interlude]

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[Chorus]

Oh, she transitions herself

With bootleg estrogen

That she ordered online

Oh, and she's keeping her peepee

And I love the mouthfeel

Yep, it tastes just divine

[Verse 4]

You can act like a chud

You can talk shit all day

But no one left of center

Is calling me gay

And I've landed a girl who

Can make me happy

And I get to avoid

All those dumb biofoids

So she's always a woman to me

[Outro]

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