Tr00n Heroes [Parody of "Cartoon Heroes" by Aqua]

[Verse 1]

We weren't born who we really are

Changing our bodies leaves a scar

All tits and peepees and parts can change

What we have can always rearrange

We are the trans community

We help discover identities

Tit by tit, we're zipping the zip

Our doctors aren't affordable

They perform all the miracles

All tits and peepees and parts can change

What you have can always rearrange

[Pre-Chorus]

It's all an industry of sorts

With so much profit to report

Tit by tit, we're zipping the zip

Peepee by peepee, we're making the snip

[Chorus]

We are your Heroes - oh-oh-oh

We are the ones in the forty-one percent

Our gender isn't in our minds - no

Look out 'cause we will never quit

[Bridge]

Here comes Caitlyn, what a race she ran

Welcome to the Clown party

Here comes Jazzy J, straight from FLA

Welcome to the Clown party

[Verse 2]

We were inspired by Laverne

Will JK Rowling ever learn

Maybe not, but still you'll hear us sing

What we have can always rearrange

Lia, the Olympics slighted her

And Elliot had some saboteurs

Tit by tit, we're zipping the zip

Peepee by peepee, we're making the snip

[Chorus]

We are your Heroes - oh-oh-oh

We are the ones in the forty-one percent

Our gender isn't only in our minds - no

Look out 'cause we will never quit

[Bridge]

Here comes Caitlyn, what a race she ran

Welcome to the Clown party

Here comes Jazzy J, straight from FLA

Welcome to the Clown party

[Pre-Chorus]

You think we'll somehow go away

Oh sweetie we are here to stay

Transphobes, best remember that

What we have can always rearrange

What we have can always rearrange

What we have can always rearrange

What we have can always rearrange

What we have can always rearrange

[Chorus]

We are your Heroes - oh-oh-oh

We are the ones in the forty-one percent

Our gender isn't only in our minds - no

Look out 'cause we will never quit

[Outro]

There's still eggs to crack

And you are welcome back

to

the

Clown

Paaaaaaaaarty