Neurodivergent With No Chance (Parody of "Artist in the Ambulance" by Thrice)

[Verse 1]

School day, hands flap, suddenly I squeal

Toy train, blue cap, chicken every meal

My brain goes back to Wendy's

When I spilled milk on my tendies and

Opened crying eyes

Into my mother's thighs,

She packs the food and grabs a wipe

Picks me up and we are gone

Now I know I ruined her life

And my father he soon realized that

Certain sounds are way too much

And I'm sensitive to touch and

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm not making eye contact

And if my train falls off the track

Then I'm shaking on the ground

My jacket's at the lost and found

[Chorus]

They hope, that I will one day learn to talk

They know, that I could be more than just some kid who toe walks

[Verse 2]

Look around me 'cause I'm standing in the

Center of your vision field

Don't move me or I'll start screaming

And I'll probably never yield and

When I start to shake my head

Banging hands against my desk

Making you wish I was dead

At least that's what my parents said

[Chorus]

They hope, that I will one day learn to talk

They know, that I could be more than just some kid who toe walks

[Bridge]

Legos littering my floor, I'm wearing cargo shorts

Refusing to change

Legos littering my floor, and still I'm stimming more

Let's eat, more tendies

[Verse 3]

School day, hands flap, suddenly I squeal

Toy train, blue cap, chicken every meal

My brain goes back to Wendy's

When I ruined all my tendies and

Tendencies to misbehave

Think of all the time they'd save

But with their child they just can't

'Cause he's the neurodivergent with no chance

[Chorus]

They hope, that I will one day learn to talk

They know, that I could be more than just some kid who toe walks

Everyone around just gawks

More than just some kid who toe walks