May Be Fat (Parody of "Be a Man" from Mulan)

(Dedicated to @bbillyk )

[Verse 1]

Just bought 12 more bottles

That I plan to cut (Huah!)

When I go full throttle

I'll tell you what

If you don't step back you will get wet

When I run this bottle through

Sister, I'd listen I'm

Warning you

Japan is where my fate lies,

Culture everywhere

Once I prove my mettle,

I'll be welcome there

These blades I carry are more than cowtools,

They have souls of their very own,

Using them, vital skills

I shall hone

[Bridge]

(Foid A) This dude might be on meth

(Foid B) OMG he's looking at me!

(Moid A) I can't wait to post this on TikTok!

(Foid A) I think I'm gonna cringe to death!

(Foid B) Hope he doesn't go on a killing spree!

(Foid B) I wonder if he even sees his peepee?

[Chorus]

(Men) MAY BE FAT

With more folds than a great katana,

(Men) MAY BE FAT

Inspired by Japanese cartoons

(Men) MAY BE FAT

His saving grace is his sense of honor

With ancient spirits he often communes

[Verse 2]

Like a fighting tiger

I have no remorse

You may call me paunchy

But with a show of force

A bottle cap lands in your lap

H2O will start to spray

To my an-cestors

I will pray

[Chorus]

(Men) MAY BE FAT

With more folds than a great katana,

(Men) MAY BE FAT

Inspired by Japanese cartoons

(Men) MAY BE FAT

His saving grace is his sense of honor

With ancient spirits he often communes

[Outro]

(Men) MAY BE FAT

With more folds than a great katana,

(Men) MAY BE FAT

Inspired by Japanese cartoons

(Men) MAY BE FAT

His saving grace is his sense of honor

With ancient spirits he often communes

Suya!