God Shuffled His Feet

After seven days he was quite tired, so God said:

"Let there be a day-

Just for picnics with wine and bread."

He gathered up some people He had made

Created blankets, and laid back in the shade

The people sipped their wine

And what with God there,

They asked him questions

Like: Do you have to eat

Or get your hair cut in heaven?

And if your eye got poked out in this life

Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?

God shuffled his feet

And glanced around at them

The people cleared their throats

And stared right back at Him

So he said:

"Once there was a boy who woke up with blue hair.

To him it was a joy 'til he ran out to warm air...

He thought of how his friends would come to see

Would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?"

God shuffled his feet

And glanced around at them

The people cleared their throats

And stared right back at Him

The people sat waiting

Out on their blankets in the garden

But God said nothing...

So someone asked Him,

** "I beg your pardon.

I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke...

Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke? **

God shuffled his feet

And glanced around at them

The people cleared their throats

And stared right back at Him