I have friends on the internet, but I don't have them in real life.

But I don't care, I'm cooler than them all

Mom, I'm not gay, are you stupid?

No need for 3D, I have dakimakura

The guys from the yard laugh, the children point their fingers at me

I won't wash myself, they won't wait

Waifu looks proudly from the backpack

Mom, dad, cat, dog, aunt, uncle, Trump, Obama

Everyone envy me because I...

I watch anime, I'm very cool, mom, look, I'm like Naruto

I watch anime, I'm very cool, mom, look, I'm a kitty

I watch anime, I'm very cool, mom, look, I'm like Naruto

I watch anime, I'm very cool, mom, look, I'm a kitty

Even after 50 years I will tell my grandchildren (what?)

What kind of successful shit-cutter is your grandfather (yes)

Joyful, I look at the calendar, I sold the medal

Dressed as Naruto, I'm rushing to the festival

Whether you burst or burst, anime comes first

Whether you burst or burst, anime comes first

Whether you burst or burst, anime comes first

Even if you burst, even if you burst

I watch anime, I'm very cool, mom, look, I'm like Naruto

I watch anime, I'm very cool, mom, look, I'm a kitty

Every few years this song worms into my head and won't leave for a week. So catchy.