I thought this guy was just some weird r-slur with colored contact lenses but he's pretty spot on in this song in a few ways. Why isn't it an incel anthem?

Forget if this is off their second or third album. Great song tho.

Y am i just hearing this lul so bouncy

^local if no yt

Album's got some real bangers

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XK69WZSk4_M&si=Y07zQG7b84-28ELJ

It's coming on Christmas

They're cutting down trees

They're putting up reindeer

And singing songs of joy and peace

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

But it don't snow here

It stays pretty green

I'm going to make a lot of money

Then I'm going to quit this crazy scene

I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

I wish I had a river so long

I would teach my feet to fly

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

I made my baby cry

He tried hard to help me

You know, he put me at ease

And he loved me so naughty

Made me weak in the knees

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

I'm so hard to handle

I'm selfish and I'm sad

Now I've gone and lost the best baby

That I ever had

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

I wish I had a river so long

I would teach my feet to fly

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

I made my baby say goodbye

It's coming on Christmas

They're cutting down trees

They're putting up reindeer

Singing songs of joy and peace

I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

_{sou^oooooound}

Frickin' Scotty. I miss you brother.