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doctors: why does my head hurt so much when i sniff :marseyduriansniff: poppers?

it feels :marseyfeelsgoodman: nice to get heady and high like that, for a minute or something, but it gives me a stonking headache. im sniffing n-pentyl nitrite/amyl nitrite. not nitrate. i believe :marseyparappa: thats important

head is killing :marseymegalodon: me.

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I dont want to make one it should already exist.

Diogenes was a dirty hippy and Socrates was poisoned because he fricked too many kids. Huh now that I think about it maybe I just hate all philosophers and philosophies

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Look up Empedocles, you won't regret it

>potion master

>saves his city state from a coup that wanted to turn it from a democracy into a dictatorship

>everyone loves him and wants him to be the king but he refuses

>becomes ancient rockstar

>develops god complex

Later…

>maiden falls ill and is about to die

>the people want Empedocles to save her with his potions

>works feverishly for days and finally creates a potion

>it works

>the city declares a three day feast to celebrate

>partway through the feast, sneaks out

>leaps into an active volcano

Most based philosopher of all time.

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