!animalposters there are bugs

!grillers !boozers I had some 6.8% beers

!thin git fit or get hit

!besties I wanted to share this with you!

!tops I topped a giant peepee rock

Fricker owes me some money. This heroin addict dude I was frickin with got evicted

He's talking with another dude about getting a place and being out in 2 weeks.

He moved in with someone working at the rehab and that guy immediately relapsed and went on a gay meth smoking orgy run and hes been missing for weeks

I have a cat here. Idk man.

I like having someone around but i dont want him dependent on me in any way.

Trying to practice grace without getting fricked over.

Also methadone is pretty cool ngl

He's dragging me down with him

i keep doing it and its such a mindfrick, jfurjr

if u know u know

The past two nights I've been stuck around liberals that have stared into the abyss for too long. They claim that scared idiots like conservatives like simple answers. Yet the simple answer they cling to for their election lose is that America is racist and sexist.

Never mind the fact that compared to Biden, Kamala got 6 million less votes. Trump only went up by 3 million votes compared to his last presidential rub. The fact of the matter is no one liked her. She has a history of being unpopular.

They say that Trump is holding onto power so he doesn't go to prison. That makes zero sense because he could give himself a blanket pardon just like Biden gave his family.

I really wish these people weren't in so many of my social circles. I need to find ways to meet more regular people

a computer fast enough and with enough storage to not make editing a pain. It's helping me brush up on my editing and content management skills - something I had once, but back in 2004-2008 during the pre-HD days of Final Cut Pro and miniDV formats. What I'm saying is that I'm really happy I dropped nearly $4k on a computer to spend a month editing cute raccoon videos.

Any input on the editing?

For those of you who are sick of raccoons - I'm sorry. It's a phase and I know it's intense but I have a feeling it won't last much longer and I'll latch onto something else. Until spring when the raccoons come back.

Sure, I've neglected everything else I'm supposed to be doing but look at that view count.

It's wild how jeets have absolutely no idea how to look attractive to the opposite s*x, let alone white women.

If it were not for arranged marriages, jeets would die out due to incelism.

As a kid I had fire red hair. The sort of colour you ( a dirty nonginger (the lowest of whites)) could only dream of getting from a bottle

Alas as I got order and nature decided "You're old enough to not die the moment adults lose sight of you" my hair dulled to a copper colour

What if I'm one of those "strawberry blonds" (light gingers) and just coping?

I was up every couple of hours last night 😮‍💨 grampy is tired today... good morning at church ✝️... pastor Jason has lost a TON of weight!! I made sure to remind him he was looking "Healthy happy and handsome" and that I was PROUD of him 👍!! Too many overweight people dont care... 😒

Im back at cheyennes sisters house putting her floor together today 😮‍💨 ... wish me LUCK fixing this "pidgeon"s MESS!!

You guys here are a "******🤬 up" bunch sometimes BUT im still wishing you all a HAPPY AND HEALTHY DAY!! @catsitter @ihatepoorppl Keep up the good work!! When the going gets tough... haha!!

screaming HE IS SO SNEAKY! IT'S 7 AM! AHHHH!

Much better compared to the first marsey :3

You know what that means? Time... To... GOON!!!

I got a mild tummy ache but I'm still going to GOON because I'm too lazy to go take a shit but I'm not too lazy to GOON. Sheeit it's the weekend so I can GOON all night and then SLEEP all day on Sunday. If you're tryna GOON and you need some COOMpacks hit me up (Whatsapp only).

It turns out, I wasn't the first to think of this shit. And the lil GOONERS have perfected it. I can COOM easy knowing that this time honored tradition will be upheld by future generations.

Ready to GOON with no headphones.

Hello!! 👋 Hope everyoneis having a SAFE day!! MY one grandchild LOVES to draw on my phone... i got him a little "stylus" pen too!! Pen🖊 BUT i find it hard to get to and open my "photos" all the time... and when I do, its just NOT very good... he gets into other stuff like "cropping" and etc SO does anyone know of a free drawing app for (or not for...) kids that has NO ADS?! I HATE new ads!!😤 "Old spice" new ads SUCK!! East asians are NOT COOL 🤣

Thank you everyone!! Have a GREAT DAY!!

Good morning everyone!! Hoping you all had a GREAT sleep!! Grandsons ask for this book EVERY NIGHT!! 🥲 All about how a pidgeon wants to DRIVE 😂 but hes a pidgeon!! Much better books these days... its life... SO many pidgions these days wanting to drive busses!! Richie was a busdriver 🚌 for 30 years, GREAT pension, great benefits!!🦷 but I saw him friday and BOY have things changed.... used to be that a company would "take care" 9f their employees!! Thats what cheyenne and I did... 😒 HAHA Cheyyene says "if you could handle his temper... he always made sure you had work!!"...

BAD NEWS!! 💀 Cheyennes sister got "new" floors... done by a "friend"!! 🙄 called me yesterday and everything is wrong!! 😤 DONT LET THE PIDGEON DRIVE THE BUS!! HIRE THE PROFESIONALS!!😱 MY herringbone ("boneheaded" haha!!) countertop is being pushed BACK to next weekend... reminds me of contracting... no time to go to the shop!! Ill load up the van and take the cowtools and saws in TODAY.if the roads aren't too bad... that VAN can handle ALMOST anything!! 🌨🚚

Wishing everyone a RESTFUL MORNING!! pray for good weather!!🥳

Ps. Why is winter driving so hard for people?! 🤔

-IT'S COLD

-THERE IS NO PRETTY NATURE

-THE WEATHER IS SHIT

-EVERYONE HAS A SILLY VOICE

-{INSERT UNHINGED RACISM HERE}

-EVERY HOUSE IS CRAMMED IN LIKE SARDINES

IF I'M LUCKY IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS I CAN ASPIRE TO LIVE IN SOMETHING SOULLESS LIKE THIS

I want OUT!

I am considering illegally immigrating to the US, Any tips welcome

I tried asking ChatGPT for advice because im neurodivergent, and its not very helpful.

Marriage proposals are also welcome. !biofoids !gay

I WANT TO SEE THE FRICKING SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRANDKIDS ARE COMING OVER!! 😛Time to bust out the blocks!! Haha!! I remember grandpas always had something "special" tucked away so I have my "special blocks" that I salvaged from the CHurch sunday.school... they love them!!☺️☺️ When I get home we're going to build "robots" 🤖🤖haha!!

IVE worked a long time... but I NEVER get tired of SUNRISES and SUNSET🌅... out on the farm its like a widescreen view😎 but im on the highway...

Wishing everyone a PRODUCTIVE and SAFE day!!

Ps. Turn your goddarn HAZARD LIGHTS ON if youre STOPPED 🛑🚗 on the darn highway!! 😡

WOW 😮‍💨 Long day... went out to the farm to check the batteries🔋🔋🔋... STILL GOOD!! cant let them freeze or their pooched...

Cheyenne cut someone off in traffic 🚗🚗 today and they followed her home RAGIN'😡... THIS GOOF pulls up and I walk out telling him "you better drive away buddy or your gunna get rumbled"", he says "hey man i just wanna know what she was thinking?" I told him "I dont fricking CARE what you want... drive away!!" He started mumbling like a soft IDIOT 🤓 SO i read his plate and physical description until he left... 😤 RILES ME RIGHT UP when people come to my home!! IDIOTS!! Hes just lucky I was under control... people who know me know hes lucky!!

I went by autozone THIS EVENING and was THRILLED to find a lug wrench for 5$🤑?! I know... its "too good to be true"... it's not american 🇺🇲 made but it will do until i can find smething better... heres hoping trump isnt TARRIF CRAZY cause I like american goods 👍👍

PAPA signing off 👍 wishing everyone a warm and SAFE night!!

!applechads

It's curved and I think it's small. I haven't measured it with a ruler or anything but I feel like you just know these kind of things. Like, if you think you're small, you're probably small. Shits rough out here, gents. It's brutal being a man, and I have to deal with having a small peepee on top of all the other problems in my miserable life. Women reading this will probably laugh but they don't know how painful it is. The agony marks my heart like a chisel striking marble, and it has left me a cold soul incapable of true love. Do I give up? Or do I keep living as a pariah? This is the existence of a beast, all because I have a small peepee .

I was pretty nerdy until my mid 20s and just had a couple long-term monogamous relationships. I played lots of video games and did random nerdy things like build model airplanes.

Then in grad school, my long-term GF broke up with me and I decided to get my life together and I had a major glowup. I started dating tons of women, mostly from dating apps, and I was pretty good at it! Good looking, high achieving women doing cool, sexy things. My post-grad school job was in a major city with tons of hotties and I also traveled around the world a lot for work, and my main off-work activity basically became fricking women. I got kind of addicted to this. I liked it, partly because chasing and having s*x with attractive women is per se great, but also there's enough of a challenge in it that it's not a foregone conclusion that I can frick some hottie, and with work/dedication you can get a lot better at it.

Eventually I met my wife and now we have a kid so obviously I cannot do this any more. But it was so much fun! I need a replacement hobby that has (1) challenging myself, (2) has difficult but achievable milestones/objectives, (3) feels like there's some progression/you can level up, (4) takes some innate talent + work to be good at.

Some things that I've tried that don't really work:

1. Video games. Fine, but I don't respect other video game players enough to care about beating them.

2. Music: I'm decent but I feel like there's no real space between fricking around in your garage (which is not serious enough for what I want) and being a professional (which is way too serious/I'm not good enough)

3. Running/biking/sports: Fine but I want something that is a little more intellectual too.

4. Ceramics: It's all foids, who can be motivated by this??

5. Trolling online: It's fun, I think about making a big anon twitter account, but I want to feel like I'm doing something of value.

Any suggestions???

There was a cat that reminded me of SINK so i thought "ill take a picture of MY cat..." Can you tell which way is UP or DOWN on this animal?! Haha. Thats a DOG BED 🐕 haha!!

Its true. She is no more . @Keke-The-Adopted-Cat is dead . Ferociously killed by my alter ego and evil doppelganger, Lil N. She died a painful death—microwaved out of existence. Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat was my only source of affection and happiness . She helped me escape the darkness in my heart. I was so happy with her. I fed her cat food once every month, and she never complained . All she ever did was "meow

" You could ask her anything, and all she would reply with was "meow ".

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, do you love me?"

"Meow "

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat jump "

"Meow "

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, are you homosexual ?"

"Meow "

"Bad behavior, Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat. Stop or I'll declaw you"

"Meow "

Reminiscing about all the misadventures we went on together , like when we robbed a bunch of old , disabled , helpless yt ladies on the street , makes my heart melt . I'll miss those days. I'd go on, but my eyes are watering , and my hands are shaking like crazy . I tried huffing industrial glue mixed with cement to calm myself down, but it didn't help. So now, I'll end this farewell with a sweet message to my sweet cat , wherever she is. Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, my sweet kitty , you were an angel in my life , and I'll always miss you. You completed me and helped me become a better person. NGL, you were kinda evil — remember how you bit off the nose of the fat kid in our neighborhood, lol ? But that still doesn't discount the fact that you changed me for the good. I still love you, and I always will .

With love and swag ,

Lil B for Little Bars

Based Freestyle for Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat(I'm the first rapper to steal drake's flow btw):