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party crashing

I've wrangled myself an invite (not really, I was just invited) to a NYE party.

something I've always wanted to do, is walk into a party where the front door is left ajar, poke my head around, get myself a beer, maybe a cold slice of pizza, a bit of potato salad. It's not high level crime, but I'm normally a good boy so I know I'd get a thrill out of it.

I'm going to turn up quite late to my invited party, like 11pm, because I don't want to be standing around wishing to go home, as a prelude to the new year. I want to turn up with 3 drinks in my belly, happy, but not drunk, have a nice chat with everyone i recognize, countdown ---> fireworks & DANCE and filter out.

but I do want to prowl the street, looking for an ongoing party, knock the door, or just walk in, and join the party. I could just be another face.

have a drink, leave, and go to where I'm supposed to be.

Will anyone else join me tomorrow night in trying to do this?

We can report our experiences on monday morning (or do it immediately if you're in the hospital with gun shot wounds)

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Step 1 through 3 is be attractive.

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i dont have any deformities and my hairline is perfect

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Ok a couple more quick tips.

Don't wear perfume or any other scent...besides be a gross cope, it will definitely clash with the other insecure stinkers, furthering your chances of getting bum-rushed

Don't approach the hottest chick right away, instead make friendly talk with the largest Alpha male instead...hes insecure or going to bust your head eventually, so best to befriend him

Don't steal a drink, ask a (mid) partygoers which is their favorite ... Now you have an accomplise:)

Also, maybe wear an absurdly identifiable piece of clothing, so it's clear you aren't a threat, because "who robs a drink wearing a monocle?!?"

Good luck and plz report back:)

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