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Dramabros, so much pain awaits me in the next days

!biology I hate canker sores so much

I was driving on the freeway when someone threw a rock my way and smashed my driver's side window. Luckily I had smash-and-grab proof windows so it didn't completely shatter. It's an old trick to get you to pull over and then you get robbed so I just kept driving with a smashed window and a racing heart. Frick, I'm a poorcel I can't afford to just fix my window. Luckily I didn't freak out and cause an accident. It's joever for my car for now.

I can't believe I get paid for this.

My mom has three Billy goats, two yearling females and an older male. The girls are named Lily and Penelope they're all super in love with each other and they adore people they cost a lot though! They're spoiled and will only eat alphalfa hay we just refilled the barn with hay and it was the same price we paid annually back when we had five horses, in addition to the goats, back in the early 2000's. Ugh inflation, honey, you're drunk. Go home

!animalposters

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I don't know any Dutch people, don't plan to live there, don't need it for my work.

The rule of language learning is that you give up goalless language study after approximately 2 months but I don't wanna

Just after the turkey incident. Thought my mustache looked a little suspect.

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THEY TOOK AWAY MY BRAIN! THEY TOOK AWAY MY BRAIN!

Please let me know if you notice anything different in my behavior.

Your feedback is appreciated.

Mufti Dance:

Amusing dance moves:

!metashit'ers!

Also the Polaris has been delivered and is hiding in the woods waiting for the big reveal.

I've been tasked with finding an adult sized one for my boss after he squeezed inside and drove it home.

It's gotta be ready for a 40th wedding anniversary dinner on Saturday. Have a friend running down to Indiana to pick up a new windshield.

Nothing serious has been found YET but who knows what the future holds. I'm only 28 so this is just bullshit at this point and I'm seriously on the verge of a breakdown because it's just one thing after another...

Always wanted to try and grow them, glad it worked

inb4 "straggots are gross" (I know!!)

So there's this very very VERY hot chick I met at the gym and we've been getting cozy but I learned recently she's already into a relationship for like 3 years and now I have a constant tug of war between my peepee and my brain.

So rdrama, what should I do?

Never worked in politics but I have a background in media and publicity. Should be a fun time.

Wingcucks kept hating posting about so I streamed it. Alright movie. Good acting, some memorable scenes, fun ending. All the people mad about just hate that it didn't suck their sides peepee (despite having a clear message that on the ground politics don't matter, you just kill whoever tries to kill you)

Here are the almost-grown-up chickens! They're all very happy and are getting a lot of food and love people! Love you @tempest for being a fan of the babies!

My friend recently told me about a trip to the psychologist where she was asking the psychologist whether or not she has autism.

idk if she does (unlikely tbh), but it's strange that she talks about that without embarrassment.

I wonder if the rise in diagnoses is just due to the fact that for some reason it's no longer a shameful disorder and people are going out trying to get diagnosed.

It's strange since its characterised as basically being socially odd, awkward, and unattractive and I don't know why anyone would want that as an identity label.

Ok so, my friend got this new workplace, been working for a month, etc. All's good and well except he's been bitching about this one workmate. He's constantly "uploading shit code", "fricking up the project". "Making passive aggressive remarks" etc.

So one day I meet with him at work and run into his "shitty coworker " which turns out is a really chill guy. I look over his screen and this code's pretty solid. My friend calls him by saying "man your code broke again", and he goes over, 5 minutes later tirns out my friend forgot to add a nullcheck (the most basic thing in this case).

So anyway this coworker quickly diagnoses the issue and my friend gives me that look when he explains the issue. That's when I realized my friend is r-slurred. What do?