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John Kerry might need to cut back on his own emissions.
The Biden administration's climate envoy was discussing US policy on coal power plants at the Climate Change Conference in Dubai on Sunday when Kerry may have unleashed a burst of wind energy.
The former secretary of state was speaking next to Becky Anderson, managing editor of CNN Abu Dhabi, and Fatih Birol, executive director of the International Energy Agency, when a Bronx cheer suddenly erupted midsentence.
“There shouldn't be any more coal-fired power plants permitted anywhere in the world,” Kerry began before launching into an anti-coal diatribe.
“I find myself getting more and more militant because I do not understand how adults who are in a position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis…”
Before Kerry can complete his thought, the crude sound of passing gas can be heard over the microphone. The crowd breaks into applause, apparently oblivious to the crude theatrics.
CNN's Anderson — sitting to Kerry's right and within striking distance of a potential bodily function — quickly jerks her head aside and inconspicuously places her hand to her mouth, possibly in the event of any stench permeating the climate panel.
Birol, the energy executive, simply nods his head in rapt contemplation.
“And the reality is that the climate crisis and the health crisis are one and the same,” Kerry continues, unabated.
Larry O'Connor of Townhall Media said Kerry's alleged flatulence was an embarrassment to the US.
“The biggest problem is, during this entire exchange, representing us, the United States of America, he ripped a fart out,” O'Connor said. “He let loose with flatulence on an international stage.”
Larry O'Connor of Townhall Media said Kerry's alleged flatulence was an embarrassment to the US.
“The biggest problem is, during this entire exchange, representing us, the United States of America, he ripped a fart out,” O'Connor said. “He let loose with flatulence on an international stage.”
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I bet she shits like a Rhinoceros pic.twitter.com/UXeyshYE9p
— Mittens (@JUSTcatmeme) December 4, 2023
everyone 
would 
have severe brain 
damage.
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— Mittens (@JUSTcatmeme) December 5, 2023
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Jak walczyć z prostytucją online, szczególnie wśród młodych kobiet?
— Myślozbir (@myslozbir) December 4, 2023
Stworzyć publiczny rejestr e-prostytutek: imię, nazwisko + linki do działalności.
Dzięki temu rodzice będą mogli odzyskać kontrolę nad córkami, a potencjalny mąż będzie miał większą pewność z kim się wiąże. pic.twitter.com/E1MU2S186h
This is minor Polish twitter drama because I am that desperate for gambling money 
"Myślozbir" is a well known "not like the other gays" kind of gay guy who writes opinion pieces for rightoid newspapers for a living. A bear, not a cute twink, surprisingly enough. This post caused some seethe and minor slapfights among both insecure men and complete whores!
Maybe start with this: Create a registry of masturbators and publish that online. Would you make the list? Be honest
How would you check if someone is masturbating? The prostitution, however, is already here - and it is therefore public.
: Castrate all their customers? xD
Thanks to this, we will eliminate Johns from society, no woman will get involved with such a man, and parents will regain control over their sons.
Holy shit what an r-slured woman
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how the frick do you even get this displayed on your post 
: A John won't bring someone's bastard child under your roof and won't convince you it's yours you whore
You're talking about your mommy? Didn't know daddy? Aww
P.S. If you don't want to be castrated, don't use the services of prostitutes, hon.
No demand, no supply.
: Register men, how many women they had, whether they abused alcohol and other drugs, [their] fines and penalty points, whether they pay alimony
: If a woman sees that someone has had a lot of women, she will be even more likely to jump into his bed
: I see everyone having a huge issue with women at every step here. As if men did not exist in this world. How to fight male cheaters online? The alimony dodgers? Make an e-register of such fraudsters with links to their social media profiles.
There's more sneed in the comments but no slapfights unfortunately. Give me updoots I feel a big win coming 
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Watching this meme play out in real time. Is crazy. pic.twitter.com/rXqDyBCbus
— $Noraville (@NoraDebates) December 3, 2023
The meme:
The post:
The reply:
The poster:
vs the unmovable sexy Indian dude.
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Trans YouTuber bullies and degrades a pizza man who barely speaks English for “misgendering” him pic.twitter.com/JFsk8qxKVr
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) December 3, 2023
Yes we get you can't emotionally related to folks:
Imagine being a 
and not using it to bully 
underhumans tho:
The rest is just a chud circle 
jerk with zero comments about immigration. Even the chuds aren't sending their best anymore.
business:
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I will wipe Ontario off the map pic.twitter.com/gmXYldjfdC
— doctor worm (@awaitingtrial) December 3, 2023
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