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ABRAHAMIC GOD HAS PICKED A SIDE: TO CONTINUE TESTING (BULLYING) HIS "CHOSEN"

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/14/world/middleeast/israel-gaza-invasion.html

Israeli invasion of Gaza has been delayed by a few days due to cloudy weather.

" The invasion was initially planned for the weekend, but was delayed by a few days at least in part because of weather conditions that would have made it harder for Israeli pilots and drone operators to provide ground forces with air cover, the officers said." - As per article linked

Remember, it also started raining in Gaza within a day or so of Israel announcing that they would be turning off the water supply.

Do not be surprised if when the invasion starts Israel HQ gets struck by lightning.

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Also forgive my ignorance as not a follower of the faith but based on all the stories I have read my question is:

Are the Jews actually just being tested by God or are they just that bad at figuring out when God is telling them no?

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When I try to read the old testament I'm always like "guys, does this seem kind of antisemitic to you?"

:marseyglancing:

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There's probably never been another religion that hates in itself so much

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This unironically.

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Judaism is an OG religion. In newfangled faiths like Christianity and Buddhism, God is a gay philosophy geek who's really excited to share his thoughts on metaphysics. In ancient religions, God is a vindictive psychopath but you worship him anyways because he is hovering a mile above you and he can make locusts eat your family.

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So Judaism in the last of the very old God

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reposting

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I had a friends whose parents were pretty deep into religion and would show veggietales to their kids. Both his sisters turned out to be humongous sluts

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The Israelites?

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lmaoooooo

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YHWH used the weather to delay his children's rightful wrath, because he saw that they needed mlre time to prepare but were too eager for rightous vengeance to take the time on their own.

Oh and also,

Called it! When do we get the betting thread pay-out, carpy-harpy?!

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