The UN has adopted a resolution calling for a cease fire and release of all hostages

https://x.com/un/status/1734687667567394849

This is the UN General Assembly so this cannot be vetoed by anyone and has passed with a 2/3 majority. Apparently Israel has to stop fighting right now, and Hamas has to release all hostages right now.

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Yeah I'm honestly not sure what the consequences are for either side if they don't honor the vote. Guess we'll find out soon

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This is a General Assembly resolution lol.

I could open my window and shout out demands for Hamas surrender, it would be about as effective

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Just you wait those sanctions from Trinidad are gonna hit like a truck

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Any day now

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I'm honestly not sure what the consequences are for either side if they don't honor the vote.

literally nothing, the UN has no actual power to do anything

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Someone will wag their finger in their general direction

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They will be very angry with them and they will write them a letter telling them how angry they are.

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a strongly worded letter

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Option 1. Palestincels get away with everything up to this point

Option 2. Hamas breaks the ceasefire in two weeks :marseysal:

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no way in heck they have self control to wait a whole two weeks

last time they lasted 15 minutes

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We stand with Bernie Sanders when we demand no cease firing ever we must always kill muslims

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how will this body enforce this resolution? what's the enforcement mechanism?

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They may possibly send a second slightly more strongly worded letter.

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:marseydance:

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:marseystonetoss: enforcement mechanism?

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Against: 10

:#gigachad2:

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Ukraine abstained

!nooticers

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Israel is one of their major allies. At the same time they won't vote for it because it ties to their own situation, so they play the "both sides are bad" card

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Israel hasn't done shit for them. It refuses to sell them weapons because they have a deal with Russia to let them bomb Syria.

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Now it's sucking up all of Ukraine's media :marseyjourno: time and aid :marseyemojirofl:


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Yeah it's more like don't piss off your stepdad by being mean to your new stepbrother.

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The United States and Israel were joined in opposing the resolution by eight countries — Austria, Czechia, Guatemala, Liberia, Micronesia, Nauru, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay.

List of countries for !jidf members to visit :marseynotes:

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Hows Liberia this time of year?

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I already love Czechia so much, didn't think I could love them more.

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I wonder how much it costs to buy Nauru's vote? We could probably afford it.

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Sounds like the kind of non-binding advisory resolutions a weaker assembly would make

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Such as the UN.

:#marseygiggle:

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war over. HAMAS is going to immediately lay down their arms and never pick them back up.

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Lol. Lmao.

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Why does it feel like micronesia peepee rides america in these votes

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The Pacific islands that the US occupied during and after WWII are generally big fans of the USA because the previous peoples who visited them treated them like shit. A lot of goodwill towards the US developed in that region during that period.

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Why wouldnt you love the USA? We never fricked over anyone who didn't have it coming

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Because it was a part of america until 1980 or something like that

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!burgers we owned :marseycheckmate: more shit than I realized lmao

Didn't even they existed lmfao

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronesia

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America owns the entire globe; we simply choose to lease pieces of it out to third-world mongrels (including Europeans)

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Micronesia is very linked to the US, I think they even use the dollar

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Whixh is a shame because they used to use 8 foot tall stone discs as money.

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Not very micro of them.

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Darn I was hoping for resolution to fire at hostages and cease protecting the civilians. :marseysad:

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In most cases I agree with the right to abstain, but for fricks sake, your job in the UN is to make decisions like this! Abstaining shouldn't be allowed!

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Abstaining is its own vote, it basically means 'I have an opinion that would piss off my allies'

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I am passing a resolution to demand access :marsey403: to Sanna Marin's bussy. IMMEDIATELY!

(for humanitarian reasons)

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Can't we all just get along?

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Yes, comrade. Islam is a religion of peace, after all!

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This is the UN General Security Council

UN General Assembly adopts resolution

:#marseysigh: :#marseyretard2talking:

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You are right I am an r slur, meant to edit that

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>mrw my cats start fighting (no, I dont understand the root cause or even care)

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Snapshots:

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